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the organist
there was this organist at the local church and none of the women there liked her because her tits were so big they would barely stay in her top, and all the men would sit and stair at her the whole time and their wife's would get jealous, so one day all the lady's got together t confront her about their problem,
the organist apoligised and said she didn't mean to be that Way its the way she is and couldn't help it
she said she would try anything to help. one elder lady said shrink them and implied she should wrap them in shrink wrap so she did
a week later they met back to find they hadn't shrunken any.another insisted she wrap them in a wet wool sweater and blow dry them that didn't work either one than said rub lemon's on them and we'll See if that works
the next Sunday she wasn't seeing any change but she kept rubbing lemons on her tits
and when the priest got up he said
deeeww tweeo ccirtans cwercumstancwes swe can wwnotss wpreach twew day as his mouth was watering like he had been sucking on lemons
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