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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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How many lovers have creased your sheets?
How many lovers have creased your sheets?
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| April 18, 2005, 03:40 |
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
Is this a trick question ? Are you trying to get the wife to kick my ass ? Gonna have to plead the 5th.....lol
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| April 18, 2005, 08:19 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
i had this very same question asked of me a few weeks ago, i was in company and one half laughed at my poor return whilst the other guests were appalled at my whore like behaviour, so i texted 2 male friends who i was sure had been more active over the years than me, and they both came back with the score of approx 20, and both agree that my tally of over 60 puts me in the slapper bracket, this figure does not include any ladies i may have paid for
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| April 18, 2005, 09:20 |
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armybody
63 / male
Dallas, Texas, US
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
You can call it picky or just shy.....well, I guess "shy" doesn't really fit me. I can only think of 11. I guess the low number comes from wanting the next one to be at least as good in bed as I am.....Quit rolling your eyes!! I'll explain:
I was raised by a single parent. My father gave me access to all the information of the time about sex. I had subcriptions to Penthouse,Playboy and Sexual Psychology Today. I read the Hite Report and was given any other cited work in the journals that I asked for. From the age of 12 years old I knew more about sexuality than most grown men. When puberty kicked in, the only awkward thing about it was defining love and sex and identifying the triggers.
Subsequently, I was frequently dissapointed with inept lovers. There were 2 that were satisfying. One of those I would say had an understanding of male sexuality . For the most part I find that females lack an understanding of how to satisfy a man sexually. There's simply no *perceived* need by females to be unsefish lovers.
The impetus is on the male to initiate a relationship by facing rejection by skeptical females. Communication by the male must be interesting,humorus and showcase character traits that appeal to that paticular female. In exchange for all of that, the male is not publicly castrated and allowed to talk to the female who then starts the application process in her head for the position of " sexual partner "
If all goes well,by a time limit specified within the females social circles, she is open to having sex with him.......but......the male must still initiate it.......and......he has to just "know" when it is acceptable.
After all this, she turns out to be less satisfying than masteurbation. The act of sex is secondary to the relationship because the relationship centers on her needs and not his. The male,still yearning to have his needs satisfied,seeks another partner.
She doesn't get a phone call and men are once again pigs.
That pretty much sums up my disdain for the whole sexual persuit thing.
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| April 19, 2005, 08:07 |
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
31? that is a damn small city.
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| April 25, 2005, 12:39 |
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texas
70 / male
dallas, Texas, US
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
I am a virgin : 1 time my sheets
I've been around the block: 9 times in theirs sheets
In the front seat of car : 3 times
In back seat of car : 22 times
I am working my way through the county : 35 times
Oh hell 18 times was oral sex and Bill Clinton said that don't count
so that's 17 times :
I'm no working girl/guy, but I've had my share of bedfellows is that good or bad 
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| April 25, 2005, 13:27 |
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
The no. is over 30 but no one perhaps for a second run 
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| November 4, 2007, 08:19 |
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eatingu
70 / male
Irmo, South Carolina, US
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
I'm not like the old western gun fighter, I haven't notched anything. Besides, notches on my dick would be unacceptable. However, the number is higher than the highest listed.
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| March 16, 2011, 19:05 |
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bigtweettart4u
57 / female
Kansaas, Illinois, US
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
been around the block a few times at least...never counted em...
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| June 21, 2011, 04:19 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
Being shy tends to lower this number.More then a few, but not to many
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| May 1, 2012, 14:40 |
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orson4526
74 / male
Tacoma, Washington, US
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
Over 300
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| March 8, 2014, 13:27 |
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sexyamy
32 / female
athens, Ohio, US
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
I do my share of guys,and there all differnt
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| March 10, 2014, 14:42 |
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
Ain't none of them got creased. Extremely wrinkled but no creased.
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| March 10, 2014, 19:58 |
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sexyamy
32 / female
athens, Ohio, US
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
I am working my way through the city (31+)
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| March 14, 2014, 19:57 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
think I might of lost count
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| March 18, 2014, 16:09 |
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fwbseohio
65 / male
zanesville, Ohio, US
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Re: Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
QUOTE (sexyamy @ March 10, 2014, 14:42)I do my share of guys,and there all differnt
How about one more dick
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| March 19, 2014, 19:19 |
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4sum4me
54 / female
san ysidro, California, US
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
12% and going.up 
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| August 19, 2014, 14:32 |
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davefx
66 / male
Apache Junction, Arizona, US
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
somewhere over fifty. all but the last seven or eight i was married but we werent living together for maybe half. i was a dog in my younger years. couldnt get enough. i remember the disco era was very good to me. and older barmaids loved to take me home, just sayin"
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| August 23, 2015, 11:27 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: How many lovers have creased your sheets?
not so many latly the knee gets in the way.
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