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Golf
The husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples alternate shot tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway. The husband said to his wife, 'Just hit it toward the green, anywhere around there will be fine.'
The wife proceeded to shank the ball deep into the woods. Undaunted, the husband said 'that's ok and spent the full five minutes looking for the ball. he found it just in time, but in a horrible position. he played the shot of his life to get the ball within two feet of the hole. He told his wife to knock the ball in. his wife then pro- ceeded to knock the ball off the green and into a bunker. still maintaining composure, the husband summoned all of his skill and holed the shot from the bunker. he took the ball out of the hole and, while walking off the green, put his arm around his wife and calmly said, 'Honey, that was a bogey, and that's ok, but I think we can do better.' To which she replied, 'Listen dear, don't yell at me, only 2 of those 5 shots were mine!'
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| January 25, 2010, 14:58 |
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wandering5tar
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London, England, UK
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Re: Golf
Golfing slang
An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker
An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it
A Condom - safe result but it didn't feel good
A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be
A Sally Gunnell - a bit ugly but a good runner
A Kate Moss - a bit thin
A Tony Blair - an impossible lie
Taking a Gerry Adams.......hitting a provisional ball
A gynaecologists assistant....shaving the hole.
A nipple licker......a shot that opens up the hole.
Putting lingo
A Dennis Wise - a nasty five footer
A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty little five footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
A ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems
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| January 26, 2010, 22:54 |
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