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JsGirl
54 / couple
Queen Creek, Arizona, US
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Funny Names for masturbation.
What are the ones that crack you up? In reference to men: Squeezing the snot outta BoBo is my fav. For Women:Deep-Sea Fishing. In General: Fucking with yourself. Lmao Share yours!
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| January 18, 2010, 18:19 |
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
Beat the meat  
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| January 18, 2010, 18:39 |
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JsGirl
54 / couple
Queen Creek, Arizona, US
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
Clubbing Eddy...Flogging the Dolphin....Morning Lowlands! or Afternoon for you...
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| January 18, 2010, 18:47 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
spanking the monkey, 5 knuckle shuffle 
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| January 18, 2010, 19:18 |
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Re: Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
QUOTE (JsGirl @ January 18, 2010, 18:47)Clubbing Eddy...Flogging the Dolphin....Morning Lowlands! 
Evening lol, A great afternoon to you JsGirl. I first thought Morning Lowlands was also a funny name for masturbation. Think i need glasses. 
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| January 18, 2010, 19:34 |
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
Cli-ticatime!
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| January 18, 2010, 20:06 |
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JsGirl
54 / couple
Queen Creek, Arizona, US
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
Buffing the Banana... Crowning the Bishop... lol
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| January 18, 2010, 20:36 |
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
The one that bothers me is----"Jerk it off" 
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| January 18, 2010, 20:46 |
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Re: Re: Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
QUOTE (lowlands @ January 18, 2010, 19:34) QUOTE (JsGirl @ January 18, 2010, 18:47)Clubbing Eddy...Flogging the Dolphin....Morning Lowlands!
Evening lol, A great afternoon to you JsGirl. I first thought Morning Lowlands was also a funny name for masturbation. Think i need glasses.
It's not? 
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| January 18, 2010, 20:54 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
Male: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
Female: Strumming the Clitar...
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| January 18, 2010, 20:57 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
spanking the monkey, flogging the dog tossing off
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| January 18, 2010, 21:01 |
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JsGirl
54 / couple
Queen Creek, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ January 18, 2010, 20:57)Male: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
Female: Strumming the Clitar...
LMAO!
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| January 18, 2010, 21:11 |
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
stroke your twinkie and puff the muff
here is a whole list of them.
(edited for content)
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| January 18, 2010, 21:20 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
Wanking off
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| January 18, 2010, 22:41 |
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
It's willywonkawankn time!
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| January 18, 2010, 22:54 |
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Re: Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
QUOTE (lowlands @ January 18, 2010, 18:39)Beat the meat
Geebus, every time I see your answer lowlands "beat the meat" it reminds me of someone using a meat hammer on someones pecker hammering it to tenderize it, my bad. 
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| January 19, 2010, 04:17 |
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
Please Tica, don't make jokes like that, scared the hell out of my "little fellow".
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| January 19, 2010, 15:36 |
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JsGirl
54 / couple
Queen Creek, Arizona, US
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
Ha,I get the same visual Tica.maybe its time to find a new term for it Lowlands.Im SURE we're not the only ones....
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| January 19, 2010, 17:06 |
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
I admit, i read around internet a bit to find some names, don't think you will like the Dutch ones:
Tell me, is this one more meat friendly
tickle your pickle
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| January 19, 2010, 18:09 |
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JsGirl
54 / couple
Queen Creek, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
QUOTE (lowlands @ January 19, 2010, 18:09)I admit, i read around internet a bit to find some names, don't think you will like the Dutch ones:
Tell me, is this one more meat friendly
tickle your pickle
Much Better.Im becoming quite fond of "Buffing the Banana" lol
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| January 19, 2010, 19:23 |
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
Yes, does have a sound but if they ask what you were doing, the next one sounds more political correct. lol
holding a staff meeting
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| January 19, 2010, 19:32 |
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JsGirl
54 / couple
Queen Creek, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
QUOTE (lowlands @ January 19, 2010, 19:32)Yes, does have a sound but if they ask what you were doing, the next one sounds more political correct. lol
holding a staff meeting
you could always say you had to clean your rifle...
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| January 19, 2010, 19:55 |
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Re: Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
QUOTE (lowlands @ January 19, 2010, 15:36)
I'm still laughing lowlands, sorry can't help it.
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| January 19, 2010, 23:34 |
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Re: Re: Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
QUOTE (JsGirl @ January 19, 2010, 19:55) QUOTE (lowlands @ January 19, 2010, 19:32)Yes, does have a sound but if they ask what you were doing, the next one sounds more political correct. lol
holding a staff meeting you could always say you had to clean your rifle...
Hillarious JsGirl, this post still has me LMAO!
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| January 19, 2010, 23:35 |
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Re: Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
QUOTE (JsGirl @ January 18, 2010, 18:47)Clubbing Eddy...Flogging the Dolphin....Morning Lowlands! or Afternoon for you...
Funny!
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| January 21, 2010, 13:25 |
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
rub one out, making your own secret sauce. inviting Rosie Palm and her five sisters to a party...
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| January 21, 2010, 16:08 |
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evilscottsman
35 / male
Greensboro, North Carolina, US
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
some for women i always thought were, for lack of a better term, interesting- stuffing the box, Dj diddle, buffing the flesh lettuce.
Seems like all the ones i can think of for men have been taken.
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| January 21, 2010, 20:14 |
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Re: Re: Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
QUOTE (JsGirl @ January 19, 2010, 19:55) QUOTE (lowlands @ January 19, 2010, 19:32)Yes, does have a sound but if they ask what you were doing, the next one sounds more political correct. lol
holding a staff meeting you could always say you had to clean your rifle...
Then i first have to: Lube the Tube 
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| January 21, 2010, 21:35 |
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JsGirl
54 / couple
Queen Creek, Arizona, US
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
Dont forget to Brush the Barrel! *giggles*
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| January 22, 2010, 01:13 |
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
Clean the snorkel pffff pffffff sorry but its clean 
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| January 22, 2010, 01:37 |
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Re: Re: Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
QUOTE (ticaD @ January 19, 2010, 04:17)
That's up there with jerk it off.
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| January 22, 2010, 04:22 |
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Re: Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
QUOTE (NRG4U @ January 18, 2010, 21:01) spanking the monkey, flogging the dog tossing off
Funny!
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| January 28, 2010, 12:41 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
For women: Searching for the fish-hook... 
For guys: Friggin' the hose on the fire-extinguisher
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| February 2, 2010, 02:18 |
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hotcocoapr4u
49 / male
East Hartford, Connecticut, US
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
Kill the chicken! Batterbomb? Money shot! The Cumquest?
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| February 3, 2010, 17:17 |
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
tickling the pickle...cuffing the cuke....
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| February 3, 2010, 23:26 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
Doing Inventory
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| February 4, 2010, 17:39 |
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twizztedick
47 / couple
deridder, Louisiana, US
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
the stranger
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| February 8, 2010, 05:26 |
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Re: Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
QUOTE (NRG4U @ January 18, 2010, 21:01) spanking the monkey, flogging the dog tossing off
Funny expressions!
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| February 8, 2010, 10:09 |
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
choking your chicken, that's the worst I've heard
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| February 9, 2010, 04:25 |
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twizztedick
47 / couple
deridder, Louisiana, US
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Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
clickin the mouse, playing with the slip&slide teazing the tabby lol pork polishing, bob sliding, nub rubbing ,taking a shower, water sports,
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| February 10, 2010, 04:50 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Re: Funny Names for masturbation.
QUOTE (twizztedick @ February 10, 2010, 04:50)clickin the mouse, playing with the slip&slide teazing the tabby lol pork polishing, bob sliding, nub rubbing ,taking a shower, water sports,
teazing the tabby i like that one
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| February 10, 2010, 05:05 |
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