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I hope no one takes offense? but here are a few lesbian jokes.
Lesbian Laughers!
What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
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What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
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What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.
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Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the
same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay
on their face.
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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
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What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.
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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung .
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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
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Do you know what drag is?
It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
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What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.
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How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own
tampons.
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What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and
a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
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Re: I hope no one takes offense? but here are a few lesbian jokes.
QUOTE (hothands @ April 13, 2005, 19:40)
What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and
a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
you know hh i would never kick you out of bed for eating crackers.............(its the only reason i would have you in bed in the first place)
  
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Re: I hope no one takes offense? but here are a few lesbian jokes.
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Re: I hope no one takes offense? but here are a few lesbian jokes.
What happened to the Dutch Lesbian?
She drowned when she put her tongue in the dyke?
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| April 14, 2005, 06:01 |
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Re: Re: I hope no one takes offense? but here are a few lesbian jokes.
QUOTE (kbateman @ April 13, 2005, 19:57) QUOTE (hothands @ April 13, 2005, 19:40)
What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and
a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
you know hh i would never kick you out of bed for eating crackers.............(its the only reason i would have you in bed in the first place)
KB I could snack on your hot little Cracker for years,,, and then some 
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