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Short Funny Naughty Jokes
What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and someone who has just got out of the bath?
One is rude and nosey. The other is nude an rosey.
 
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| January 2, 2010, 15:10 |
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Re: Short Funny Naughty Jokes
And..heres another...
What is the difference between a spray and a dick?
- You shake a spray before use but you shake a dick after use.
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| January 2, 2010, 15:14 |
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And another !!!!!
What hangs around in the day but hangs down in the night?
- A sock.
What hangs down in the day but hangs around in the night?
- A cock.
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| January 3, 2010, 00:40 |
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Three for the price of one.
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| January 3, 2010, 04:36 |
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Gald U liked it....Watch this space...for more
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| January 3, 2010, 11:41 |
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| January 4, 2010, 18:54 |
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Cute! Now you've hit four with one stone.
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| January 4, 2010, 20:16 |
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QUOTE (ticaD @ January 4, 2010, 20:16)Cute! Now you've hit four with one stone.
That mean he got his rocks off?
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| January 4, 2010, 22:12 |
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What do you do with a seat belt????????????? 
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| January 5, 2010, 00:28 |
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Just one way to get closer to eachother, two persons on the frontseat, seatbell on. thats close ....
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| January 5, 2010, 15:18 |
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| January 5, 2010, 21:16 |
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to be honest ....i had something else in mind ... 
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| January 6, 2010, 13:16 |
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| January 6, 2010, 20:03 |
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| January 7, 2010, 08:06 |
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What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear
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| January 15, 2010, 15:19 |
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| January 15, 2010, 15:23 |
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Heres 3 to make u smile......
Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
Because his pecker is on his head!
What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
What did the penis say to the condom?
Cover me im going in!
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| January 16, 2010, 15:16 |
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| January 16, 2010, 15:23 |
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A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.
When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, 'Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the
kids....'
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| January 19, 2010, 18:42 |
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Why r men like computers??
Heres why !!!!!!!
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter
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| January 29, 2010, 18:17 |
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QUOTE (Knight234 @ January 29, 2010, 18:17)Why r men like computers??
Heres why !!!!!!!
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter
It's all in the programming! Prompt command!!
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| January 29, 2010, 19:37 |
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QUOTE (Knight234 @ January 29, 2010, 18:17)Why r men like computers??
Heres why !!!!!!!
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter
Because they often go down on you.
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| January 29, 2010, 22:12 |
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A computer is only as good as the person operating it
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| January 31, 2010, 01:04 |
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QUOTE (tamedame @ January 31, 2010, 01:04)A computer is only as good as the person operating it
So how wd u rate me tamedame...???? 
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| January 31, 2010, 17:31 |
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with the proper keyboard............expert
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| January 31, 2010, 22:05 |
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wandering5tar
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What's wrong with being an egg?
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1. You can only get smashed once.
2. You only get laid once.
3. The only bird you can get to sit on your face is your mum.
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| February 1, 2010, 21:52 |
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