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Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, May 11, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors
Do i need to run 
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| December 31, 2009, 00:57 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Run as fast as you can, I cannot parallel park but hey ur the one keeps losing the soap 
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| December 31, 2009, 00:59 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
I see we r on the bath and shampoo thing once more again!!!
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| December 31, 2009, 01:00 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Check out class 6, this must apply to footie presumibly 
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| December 31, 2009, 01:01 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
I prefer class 9, thank you 
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| December 31, 2009, 01:05 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
No chance of passing that test then! 
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| December 31, 2009, 01:09 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Is there one you WILL pass ?????
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| December 31, 2009, 01:26 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
3,11,12,14
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| December 31, 2009, 01:29 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Am i glad you got 14 too 
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| December 31, 2009, 01:32 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Got to be good at something, just because you think women can't drive doesn't mean they can't cook 
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| December 31, 2009, 01:40 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Only thing i can do is tell that i'm a shitty cook, so i've to find somplace else to eat.
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| December 31, 2009, 01:42 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
U won't pass the test if u can't cook!!
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| December 31, 2009, 02:01 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
If i pay for this great restaurant, does that count ? Or else we have to go up north to scotland to get something to eat. 
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| December 31, 2009, 02:13 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Practice makes perfect
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| December 31, 2009, 02:16 |
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Re: Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
QUOTE (lowlands @ December 31, 2009, 02:13)If i pay for this great restaurant, does that count ? Or else we have to go up north to scotland to get something to eat.
Its usual practice that the gentleman pays for the meal..where ever it is..or does it not work like that in the Netherlands?
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| December 31, 2009, 02:20 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
It shouldn't be like that. I pay one dinner, she another. that's equality i think.
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| December 31, 2009, 02:26 |
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Re: Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
QUOTE (lowlands @ December 31, 2009, 02:26)It shouldn't be like that. I pay one dinner, she another. that's equality i think.
A gentleman wd not allow a lady to pay for her meals...its called .... Chivalry...a code observed by Knights.. courteous behaviour...
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| December 31, 2009, 14:42 |
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Gues i'm not the gentleman, just a man
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| December 31, 2009, 15:54 |
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Guess..ur not a modern man....the one constant factor that all women are receptive to is the way in which you treat them.
it?s about treating women with the respect they deserve...pay for the meal and surprising her with flowers.
Thats where the modern man kicks in..guess just being a man is not enough !!!Thats the distinction!!lol
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| December 31, 2009, 16:02 |
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Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
What if she has hay fever?
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| January 2, 2010, 05:36 |
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Re: Re: Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
QUOTE (tamedame @ January 2, 2010, 05:36)What if she has hay fever?
mmmm. apologise and give her a box of the finest chocs ..... would.nt want hay fever spoil ur date.... 
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