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Two Scotts Drinking
Two Scotts drinking in a pub one day. One says to the other you know its rather expensive to be drinking in here all day.
Why dont we go to me place and have us a little party says one.
Thats a fine idea where do you live.
Well you just get on the k trolley and you get off on Lime Street. You cant miss it i live in the third building just past the bottle shop.
Its a five story building at 349 Lime Street, so when you get to the door you can use your elbow to Ring the bell and ill buzz you in.
When you get to the lift you can use your elbow to hit the up arrow. When you get in you can use your elbow to push the 4th floor button. I am in 421 so when you get to me door you can use your foot to get me attention and ill come let you in.
Thats fine he says but why the elbow and foot stuff?
Your not coming empty handed now are you?
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| December 30, 2009, 23:17 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
 Good One!!
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| December 31, 2009, 00:33 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
Are you two insinuating the Scots are mean and don't bring their own drink along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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| December 31, 2009, 00:35 |
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Re: Re: Two Scotts Drinking
QUOTE (tamedame @ December 31, 2009, 00:35)Are you two insinuating the Scots are mean and don't bring their own drink along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never..we would not dare insinuate that!!! Love drinking with the Scots......they r lovely ...as long as they do all the buying !!!!
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| December 31, 2009, 00:41 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
Sounds like a Dutch date Not mean, smart. At least the one, the other one .......... 
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| December 31, 2009, 00:42 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
Typical, hang back n let the woman do everything, including pay for the drinks. 
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| December 31, 2009, 00:48 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
No don't worry, i will drink it.
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| December 31, 2009, 00:52 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
A little 'Dutch' courage 
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| December 31, 2009, 00:56 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
Yes, courage in the bottle, so drink the bottle and be brave.
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| December 31, 2009, 01:03 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
Might just do that, after all it is hogmany 
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| December 31, 2009, 01:06 |
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| December 31, 2009, 01:12 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
U two keep drinking u wd get drunk before New Year starts.. ... 
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| December 31, 2009, 01:18 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
drunk - eventually, sleep - coma, no sin - hey drunk so cant remember, heaven - well...............!!!!!!!!!!!
Hogmany is Scots for new years eve
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| December 31, 2009, 01:19 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
You just it a soft spot. I have to work on hogmany  Can't even get drunk. No heaven for me .........
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| December 31, 2009, 01:24 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
Not if you don't start drinking till the bells! then you can keep going all night long
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| December 31, 2009, 01:31 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
One will need the stamina to do that!!and Dutch Courage!
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| December 31, 2009, 02:35 |
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Re: Re: Two Scotts Drinking
QUOTE (Knight234 @ December 31, 2009, 01:18)U two keep drinking u wd get drunk before New Year starts.. ...
it's called practice. 
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| December 31, 2009, 04:37 |
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Re: Re: Two Scotts Drinking
QUOTE (lowlands @ December 31, 2009, 01:24)You just it a soft spot. I have to work on hogmany Can't even get drunk. No heaven for me .........
U will be far too drunk anyway to realise ur in heaven.....at least if ur at work..u will know where u r!!! so comiseration friend ..carry on working !!!!!
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| December 31, 2009, 14:29 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
Some people may be drunk, but they still know when they are in heaven
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| January 2, 2010, 05:35 |
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Re: Two Scotts Drinking
Are there hangovers in heaven ??
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| January 2, 2010, 09:58 |
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Re: Re: Two Scotts Drinking
QUOTE (lowlands @ January 2, 2010, 09:58)Are there hangovers in heaven ??
Good question friend....i suppose if ur in heaven....nothing else matters.. ur just know ur there..i agree with tamedame....being in heaven takes over..u completely there r no aftermath regrets..no hangovers ...in fact one wishes it wd never end... 
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