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Julie Andrews
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Julie Andrews
To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's RadioCityMusic Hall for the benefit of the AARP.

One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music' - Here are the lyrics she used:



(If you sing it, its especially hysterical)

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,

Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,

Bundles of magazines tied up in string,

These are a few of my favorite things.


Cadillacs and cataracts ,and hearing aids and glasses,

Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,

Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

These are a few of my favorite things.


When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,

When the knees go bad,

I simply remember my favorite things,

And then I don't feel so bad.


Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,

No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,

Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,

These are a few of my favorite things.


Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',

Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',

And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,

When we remember our favorite things.


When the joints ache, When the hips break,

When the eyes grow dim,

Then I remember the great life I've had,

And then I don't feel so bad.


(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores.
 December 29, 2009, 00:50
 

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Re: Julie Andrews
It's coming to us all one day
 December 29, 2009, 01:17
 

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Re: Re: Julie Andrews
  QUOTE (tamedame @ December 29, 2009, 01:17)
It's coming to us all one day



What you mean commin. It's already here and gone
 December 29, 2009, 01:43
 

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Re: Julie Andrews
U know when ur growing old when ur knees buckle and ur belt wont!!!
 December 29, 2009, 13:48

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