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allon
64 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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joke
walked past a busker today who was playing 'dancing queen' on a diggereedoo i thought thats abbaoriginal
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| April 9, 2005, 01:43 |
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| April 9, 2005, 04:44 |
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allon
64 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: joke
well at least the response is nicer than the last time i posted a joke, i must be improving!
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| April 10, 2005, 17:56 |
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I love puns
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| April 10, 2005, 19:50 |
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 Loved it, allon!
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| April 11, 2005, 05:58 |
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QUOTE (allon @ April 9, 2005, 01:43)walked past a busker today who was playing 'dancing queen' on a diggereedoo i thought thats abbaoriginal
I never heard of a diggereedoo???? 
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| April 17, 2005, 18:20 |
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allon
64 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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sorry hh, my spelling may have been a little off, try didgeridoo in your dictionary
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| April 18, 2005, 06:56 |
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allon
64 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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to celebrate the life of john paul the second, the vatican have anounced a commemerative set of scented rose petals and dried mixed flowers, are to go on sale, they will be known as popepourri
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| April 18, 2005, 07:03 |
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QUOTE (allon @ April 18, 2005, 07:03) to celebrate the life of john paul the second, the vatican have anounced a commemerative set of scented rose petals and dried mixed flowers, are to go on sale, they will be known as popepourri
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| April 18, 2005, 12:06 |
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| April 18, 2005, 15:37 |
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jess8in2003
66 / male
Gwinette/Walton Co., Georgia, US
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| April 19, 2005, 11:20 |
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allon
64 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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chazzy, hot hands and bored country boy are walking down the road.
chazzy slips,and falls headlong, jamming her head in some railings,
never one to miss an opportunity, HH, lifts her skirt, pulls down her panties and procedes to give our chazzy a damn good, right royal shagging,
pausing briefly near the end, only to withdraw; stroke himself infront of an appreciative audience and shoot his well deserved bucket load of man fat over our chazzy's ass.
well pleased with his good fortune HH turns to BCB and says
'now its your turn boy' but
BCB start to cry,
HH asks whats wrong boy?
sobbing uncontrollably BCB reply's
'my head wont fit through the raiings'
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| April 23, 2005, 19:59 |
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Now that's good ole country humor.....LOL
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| April 23, 2005, 20:07 |
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I didn't think bcb was like that before. but your joke obviously proves I was wrong.
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| April 25, 2005, 20:04 |
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69DNR42
58 / male
virginia beach, Virginia, US
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3 dogs are siting around a water bowl at the local dog pound on the day of their excecution ...they decide to swap stories as to how they got there... 1st dog says "well, my master left me home alone on a Saturday night and I was full of frustration and I dug a huge hole in the middle of his brand new leather sofa" the other 2 dogs saddly shake their heads and say "yea brother we see why your gonna die" 2nd dog tells his story.. "well, ya see, I was tied up in the back yard on a hot hot sunny day and I had to get cool...so i dug a huge hole right in the midle of the garden my masters just finished planting" the other 2 dogs saddly shake their heads and say "yea, brother we se why your gonna die" 3rd dog tells his story.."Well, ya see, I was in the bathroom while my master was taken a shower. When she stepped out and bent down to dry her toes, I was feeling so horny, I decide to hump her and get me a piece...." the other 2 dogs look at him in amazement and say " No doubt your gonna die for that move" The 3rd dog lifts his paws and says " Nope, I'm here to get my nails trimmed"
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| May 3, 2005, 10:16 |
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allon
64 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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i tried to chat up a nurse in the hospital carpark yesterday,
but she turned me down on medical grounds
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| May 12, 2005, 09:12 |
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