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a priest gets on a plane...
A distinguished young woman on a flight to Ireland asked the
Priest beside Her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'
"Of course, child. What may I do for you?"
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer
for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the
customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is
there any way you could carry it Through customs for me?
Under your robes perhaps?'
I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will
not lie to customs officials.'
With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of
her. The customs official asked, 'Father, do you have
anything to declare?'
From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And
what do you Have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which Is, to date, unused..'
With a chuckle, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father.'
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| December 8, 2009, 01:06 |
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Re: a priest gets on a plane...
Typical priest !!!! lol 
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| December 8, 2009, 01:31 |
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