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seven degrees of blond jokes...
*7 Degrees Of Blonde*
**FIRST DEGREE*
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the
morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened
a moment, and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' **the wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to
know if the coast is clear.' **
**SECOND DEGREE*
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She
opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person
looks familiar.' *
**The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'
So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy,
it's me!'* *
**THIRD DEGREE*
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she
goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in
the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry..
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. **The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'* *
**The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!' **
**FOURTH DEGREE*
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me... I know 'em all.' *
**A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy. Its W.' **
**FIFTH DEGREE *
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she
was pregnant? * **A: 'Is it mine?'* *
**SIXTH DEGREE*
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat
in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.. *
**Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That
was the decision George Washington had to make before he
crossed the Delaware .'* *
**SEVENTH DEGREE *
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her
house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police
at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher
broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling
nearby, was the first to respond. *
**As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a
leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the
sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to
find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help,
and what do they do? They send me a BLIND COP!' **
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| December 8, 2009, 01:02 |
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Re: seven degrees of blond jokes...
This is why I stopped using the bleach
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| December 8, 2009, 01:33 |
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Re: seven degrees of blond jokes...
killed off to many brain cells, did ya? 
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| December 8, 2009, 04:35 |
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Re: seven degrees of blond jokes...
 But why do we always blame the BLOND woman
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| December 8, 2009, 05:21 |
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Re: seven degrees of blond jokes...
Right on Lowlands, who says blondes are dumb, me always thought the saying was blondes are more fun!!!!!!!!!! 
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| December 9, 2009, 00:40 |
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Re: Re: seven degrees of blond jokes...
QUOTE (lowlands @ December 8, 2009, 05:21)
cuz a readhead might get pissed and kick our asses!
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| December 9, 2009, 00:42 |
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Re: seven degrees of blond jokes...
Hey pished anyone could kick ass, or at least think they could, u included 
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| December 9, 2009, 00:44 |
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| December 9, 2009, 04:56 |
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hardwear
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Port Clinton, Ohio, US
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Re: seven degrees of blond jokes...
yea, but what if she/he is not a REAL blond 
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| December 21, 2009, 18:41 |
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Re: seven degrees of blond jokes...
Who gives a, as long as u r having fun and they are not bald
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