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The Female Genie:
While trying to excape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden
found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a
smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog!
Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman
giving me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or
I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence
of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with
three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do
it and be off with you!!!
"The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared...
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena
Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi at his side. His
penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health
insurance.
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| December 8, 2009, 00:53 |
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Re: The Female Genie:
 Not even Osama deserves those three 
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| December 8, 2009, 05:13 |
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Mooant
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New Britain, Connecticut, US
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Re: The Female Genie:
Yes he does... Maybe add in a few for good measure too...
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| December 8, 2009, 05:49 |
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Re: The Female Genie:
And then some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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