Having a discussion at home who did or didn't fart, because something STINKS, then the dog stands up and walks to the door. Well, who did it ?

  QUOTE (lowlands @ November 21, 2009, 05:13)


The dog, funny how they can make fart noises too!

Better out then In

As George Carlin said, "Most farts are forever lost in foam cushions"
The Fizz, The Fazz,The Fizz Fazz, the RipShit, The TearAss, the Snorter, and one just called, "whoooooaaaaah"...

That reminds me...I have a good farting story. About seven years ago, my siblings and I, with my parents went to my youngest sister's graduation. It was held inside a stadium. My mom sat on the bench behind the six of us, to get a better look at the proceedings. A priest was asked to come up and say a prayer to the whole commencement. He asked for a moment of silence for all the military in Iraq, those lost and about to become lost, in the hopes that they make it back alive. Ten seconds into a lull of dead silence, my mom ripped a fart that resonated across the aluminum bench seating. My sister's and I tried desperately to hold back the tears of laughter. It was extremely difficult and somewhat painful, but we managed. That was until, my mom kicked my father in the back and scolded him for letting one go. We knew where it came from and he wasn't the one who let loose. One of my sister's and I had to get up and leave the stadium to relieve ourselves of our pent-up laughter. It still makes me giggle just thinking about it...

Watch out for the S.B.D. farts!

  QUOTE (studleydoright @ November 24, 2009, 01:20)


S.B.D. farts?

  QUOTE (ticaD @ November 24, 2009, 01:22)
Silent But Deadly !!! LOL

  QUOTE (studleydoright @ November 24, 2009, 01:20)


S.B.D. farts?

I was watching a show long ago that had funny out takes from TV and Film. This was a war movie, I think the civil war. The scene in the movie was a shot of the aftermath of battle. There were dead soldiers everywhere scattered on the ground. The camera slowly panned back to show the huge battlefield and all the dead. Of course the soldiers were extras hired to lay there. Well as the scene was being shot, apparently one of the so called casualties farted! You couldn't hear it as it was a film in the making but suddenly all of these "dead soldiers" are flopping around laughing. The still silent motionless battlefield was now full of movement as all of the "dead soldiers" were obviously laughing there supposedly dead ass's off! I imagine the director said "CUT", but then realized someone already had....