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allon
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salisbury, England, UK
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things you never knew , you never knew
the beautiful term for autumn 'fall' is not an americanism, it was in general use in the uk upto the end of the 1600's it was taken over to the new world by the pilgrim fathers and has been in common use ever since, unfortunatly its use died out in the uk and a eloquent phase has now been lost.
fuck all to do with sex i know, but i wanted to get that of my chest anyhow
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| April 6, 2005, 02:19 |
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Re: things you never knew , you never knew
For some reason the word autum reminded me of some kind of witch craft thing, don't know why.
So what other tidbits of info would you like to get off your chest allon?
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| April 6, 2005, 04:04 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: things you never knew , you never knew
bizzare as i have been having an affair with a witch, a real one who is a nice lady by the way, for a few months now, and i was supposed to meet her 2nite, but it has been postponed till next week, er there is an eclipse due on friday and that is historically a portend to bad news.
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| April 6, 2005, 04:40 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: things you never knew , you never knew
us brits when angered will stick 2 fingers up to whoever has pissed us off, this basically means 'fuck off' the origins of this can be traced back to the battles we had over the centuries with the fucking french and Agincourt in particular, when british longbow men were captured, instead of killing them the french would chop off the first 2 fingers of their hand rendering the men incapable of drawing back a bow string, before future battles commenced british archers would stick 2 fingers in the air and wave them at the opposition to prove they were ready for the fight, and a massive 'fuck you' to their agressors
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| April 6, 2005, 04:56 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: things you never knew , you never knew
in an L.A. meat market, it is a offence to poke a turkey; to see how tender it is, in its tummy.
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| April 8, 2005, 15:39 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: things you never knew , you never knew
if a cat brushes past the flower 'tiger lilly' and then licks itself it will die!
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| May 6, 2005, 17:18 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: things you never knew , you never knew
in st louis, missouri it is against the law to drink alcohol from a bucket whilst sitting on a kerb at the side of a road!
er yeah ok then!
in york uk, it is still legal to kill a welshman with a longbow on a sunday!
i kinda like that one.
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| May 31, 2005, 16:46 |
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Re: Re: things you never knew , you never knew
QUOTE (allon @ May 31, 2005, 16:46)
in york uk, it is still legal to kill a welshman with a longbow on a sunday!
i kinda like that one.
but presumably it is ok the rest of the time *whew*
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| June 1, 2005, 07:30 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: things you never knew , you never knew
the measurement from your elbow to your wrist is also the length of your foot.
from the tip of your middle finger across your body to your outstreched other middle finger is also your height.
i thought deep throat was linda lovelace. oh hum
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| June 2, 2005, 00:03 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: you cant make this shit up! can you
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| June 2, 2005, 18:54 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: would you adam and eve it!
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| June 3, 2005, 02:04 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: a couple of genuine crossword clues
1. HIJKLMNO (5)
2. SEGG (9,4)
both appeared in a national newspaper a few years back, can you unlock them?
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| June 3, 2005, 02:11 |
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