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Grandelf
64 / male Northern, Michigan, US
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NEW! Flubbed Songs Lyrics Game / Ever thought you new the lyrics, but didn't? FUNNY
It's plain to see we do indeed all love music,and not only do we have good taste, but quite a wide genre between us.
I thought this would be fun.
We all have from time to time loved a song, and thought we were singing the correct lyrics, Only to find out were we wrong we were way wrong! Some are hilarious, so use YOURSELF as an example first,Then also use funny ones that people you've known have used. "We've all sung along or heard someone singing the words to a song and had them Totally Wrong....and it was funny. List the correct lyrics first, then what you THOUGHT they were!
My first example is a common one-
Manfred Mann's Earth Band says "Blinded by the light, Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night"
NOW then,
I along with many swore it had to say SOMETHING like this:
"Blinded by the light, rolled up like a douche, another rubber in the night".
Thats but one example!
Without stealing, But to get some laughs, go to this site: "KISSTHEGUY"- there are tons of such songs and errors that will keep you laughing! Have fun!
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November 3, 2009, 22:41 |
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Re: NEW! Flubbed Songs Lyrics Game / Ever thought you new the lyrics, but didn't? FUNNY
I will go there, and check it out! Sounds like some fun!
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November 4, 2009, 03:15 |
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Re: NEW! Flubbed Songs Lyrics Game / Ever thought you new the lyrics, but didn't? FUNNY
Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Give It Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give us a wave, give us a wave, give us a wave now.
Original Lyrics:
Give it away, give it away, give it away now.
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November 4, 2009, 03:44 |
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Grandelf
64 / male Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: NEW! Flubbed Songs Lyrics Game / Ever thought you new the lyrics, but didn't? FUNNY
A friend of mine thought the song
"Eighteen" By Alice Cooper said "Hank Snead"....who was a professional golfer....so I of course added to it to pick on him..
"Cuz I'm Hank Sneed, I Just can't make any putt's"....he laughed....kinda We were youngins...
I have more of my own, have to pick my brain, thru the years between myself and people I've known the list is seemingly endless.
A friend on mines 18 yr old daughter heard the Joni Mitchell song, Big Yellow Taxi, thats says,
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone------>
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot
She thought it said ---->
"They changed paradise and fucked things up a lot"
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November 4, 2009, 04:37 |
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Re: Re: NEW! Flubbed Songs Lyrics Game / Ever thought you new the lyrics, but didn't? FUNNY
QUOTE (Grandelf @ November 4, 2009, 04:37) A friend of mine thought the song
"Eighteen" By Alice Cooper said "Hank Snead"....who was a professional golfer....so I of course added to it to pick on him..
"Cuz I'm Hank Sneed, I Just can't make any putt's"....he laughed....kinda We were youngins...
I have more of my own, have to pick my brain, thru the years between myself and people I've known the list is seemingly endless.
A friend on mines 18 yr old daughter heard the Joni Mitchell song, Big Yellow Taxi, thats says,
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone------>
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot
She thought it said ---->
"They changed paradise and fucked things up a lot"
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November 4, 2009, 04:42 |
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Re: NEW! Flubbed Songs Lyrics Game / Ever thought you new the lyrics, but didn't? FUNNY
Great idea Elf!
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November 4, 2009, 12:27 |
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Re: NEW! Flubbed Songs Lyrics Game / Ever thought you new the lyrics, but didn't? FUNNY
Def Leppard
"Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boys on sugar got laid.
Original Lyrics:
Pour some sugar on me.
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November 4, 2009, 15:09 |
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Grandelf
64 / male Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: NEW! Flubbed Songs Lyrics Game / Ever thought you new the lyrics, but didn't? FUNNY
Now that's what I'm talking about!
Theres a country singer named Gary Allen that did a song called "Man to Man"
This is the chorus:
Man to man, tell me the truth. Tell me.
Were you ever there when she needed you?
Man to man, look me in the eye and tell me,
if you really loved her, why'd you make her cry?
Man to man, well who cheated who?
You're the one to blame, tell me it ain't true.
Man to man.
I heard the song 100 times on the radio,even saw the video, and listened close trying to figure out one line and instead of
"Man to Man, who cheated who?"
I thought it said "Man to Man, Hoochie Koo".....well I asked a friend if they liked that Man to Man hoochie koo song and did I ever get laughed at!! And now when I see this person it always is mentioned. I'm a good sport..
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November 4, 2009, 19:27 |
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Grandelf
64 / male Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: NEW! Flubbed Songs Lyrics Game / Ever thought you new the lyrics, but didn't? FUNNY
Okay, out of the mouth of a youngin, (mine) He was serious, singing with all he had.
"Please stand and remove your hat"
"Ohhhh Say does that Star Strangled Banner Yet Wayyyy,
Or the Land that you will seeeeeeee,
And the Home, of Broadwayyyyyyy"
He was about 4 yrs old...chip off the ole block
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November 5, 2009, 06:39 |
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Re: NEW! Flubbed Songs Lyrics Game / Ever thought you new the lyrics, but didn't? FUNNY
I dunno if I read it on a site like you mentioned, or what...but...
Steve Miller's "Big Ole Jet Airliner" being sung as
"Bingo Jed had a light on"
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November 5, 2009, 16:53 |
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Grandelf
64 / male Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: NEW! Flubbed Songs Lyrics Game / Ever thought you new the lyrics, but didn't? FUNNY
Chazzy that was good! I'z laughing here....
I heard a friend singing the song by Billy Joel, perhaps better known when Garth Brookes did it.
"Shameless"
But he thought it said
I'm "Shavin"...I told my son he cracked up, then he told the ex wife who replied "I thought that's what it said too"...
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November 5, 2009, 17:33 |
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Grandelf
64 / male Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: NEW! Flubbed Songs Lyrics Game / Ever thought you new the lyrics, but didn't? FUNNY
More examples....
Instead of "Bridge over troubled water" Someone thought it said "Like a bridge over a tub of water".....
Billy Joel, You May Be Right, I Might be Crazy, Instead someone thought
"You make the Rice, I'll make the Gravy"......
Theres thousands of them.....
Instead of "My Angel is a Centerfold"
Someone actually thought it said:
My anus is the centerhole....
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November 8, 2009, 18:11 |
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