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please, Grampa?
a little boy and his Grandfather were out ice fishing, when Grampa pulled out a big cigar, and started puffing away. the boy said "Pleas Grampa, may i try that?", the old man answered, "well, can your dick touch your asshole?", the boy said "No." "then you ain't big enough to smoke."
about an hour later, Grampa pulled a bottle of beer from the cooler. again the boy asked to try it and Grampa replied the same as before. "if your dick can't touch your asshole, you ain't big enough for beer."
around lunch time, the boy opened up his lunch box and ate the sandwich that his mom had packed. then he brought out a big chocolate chip cookie. Grampa thought the cookie looked pretty good. so he asked the boy for a bite.
of course the boy cam back with "can your dick touch your asshole?"
"why yes, it can!" said Grampa.
the boy thought about it for a second, and said "well then, GO FUCK YOURSELF, you ain't getting my cookie!" 
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| October 31, 2009, 05:33 |
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Re: please, Grampa?
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| October 31, 2009, 12:54 |
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sbigsexy
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MMMMMMMMM, South Carolina, US
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| November 4, 2009, 06:31 |
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