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Iwant2kssuallovr
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Bendover, Florida, US
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Heaven
Three women die and find themselves in Heaven.
Heaven is full of chickens, under their feet. They are everywhere. St. Peter says, "Whatever you do, don't step on any of the chickens." However the chickens are every where. So one lady accidently steps on a chicken and it dies. The next day, St. Peter brings in a homely, unattractive man and chains her to him for all eternity.
St. Peter then says to the others, "Remember, don't step on or kill any of the chickens."
Soon afterward, a second lady accidentally steps on a chicken and it dies. They bring in another ugly guy and chain him to her for all eternity.
Now the last lady does not want to step on any chickens but they are everywhere. A month goes by, all is okay. Two months go by, finally three months go by and they bring in this unbelieveably good looking man and chain her to him for all eternity.
No one says anything to her and she wonders? Finally she asks him, "Why are you now chained to me for all eternity?"
The handsome man says to her, "Well, I don't know about you, but I stepped on a chicken and killed it"
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| October 31, 2009, 00:57 |
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Re: Heaven
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| October 31, 2009, 12:53 |
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Re: Heaven
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| November 2, 2009, 06:51 |
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