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The Different kinds of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
Opppsy.... Dont forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
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| October 23, 2009, 13:57 |
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Re: The Different kinds of Sex
NO, i'm not gone tell where i am in the list ..... 
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| October 23, 2009, 14:11 |
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sbigsexy
61 / female
MMMMMMMMM, South Carolina, US
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| November 4, 2009, 06:41 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: The Different kinds of Sex
I'll enjoy sharing this!
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| November 5, 2009, 15:21 |
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Grandelf
65 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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I guess I'll call this
It's been so long sex ~
Taken from the show Friends one of the woman, Monica I believe said "I haven't had sex in so long I am afraid, I mean what if they've changed it?"
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| November 5, 2009, 17:48 |
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Re: The Different kinds of Sex
Brill, gonna type it to my phone and send it to 'the girls'
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