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badger123
61 / male
sheffield, England, UK
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ten bob and a pair of sneakers
A bloke gets out of prison after doing 5 yrs,he's desperate for some female company,but all he has is ten bob and a pair of sneakers.
He goes straight to the red light district in the nearest town.
He tries several places but they all laugh when all he has to offer is ten bob and a pair of sneakers and send him packing,
He comes to the very last place and knocks on the door,its answered by the ugliest,fattest bird he's ever seen,
Hes so desperate he explains hes done a 5 stretch and has only got ten bob and a pair of sneakers to offer if shes willing to take him on,
She looks him up and down and bekons him in,halfway up the stairs she turns to him and says "im fat Alice,before we start im telling you no man ever gets me going in bed"
"its ok" says the bloke,"i just need a serviceing"
They get in bed and start the task,after a couple of minuits the bloke feels her left leg go round his back,a minuite later he feels her right leg go round his back and she begins to wiggle about a bit,
He looks down at her feeling quite proud and says "i knew i would get you going you frigid bitch"
Alice looks up at him "just get on with it sunshine,im trying on me new sneakers"
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| October 22, 2009, 16:20 |
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sbigsexy
61 / female
MMMMMMMMM, South Carolina, US
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Re: ten bob and a pair of sneakers
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| November 4, 2009, 06:42 |
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Re: ten bob and a pair of sneakers
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| November 4, 2009, 06:50 |
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