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Luv2Chat4U
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Way Downstate, Illinois, US
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A couple a quickies...
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
A: He sold his soul to Santa.
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Do you know what you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro, Sinko.
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes...that way you'll be a mile away from them, and you'll have their shoes!
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Do you know why bagpipe players walk when they play? To get away from the noise!
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"Enjoy the veal, folks...tip your waiters and waitresses...I'm here all week....!"
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| September 24, 2009, 17:42 |
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Re: A couple a quickies...
me scottish but agree about the bagpipes, cant stand them, i prefer a good flute
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| December 3, 2009, 00:10 |
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Re: A couple a quickies...
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| December 3, 2009, 09:02 |
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Re: A couple a quickies...
Accompanied by a nice brisk walk 
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| December 4, 2009, 03:36 |
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