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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH.............
Received this from a friend, should it be true ? 
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH.............
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> 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE
> IS.
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> 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND
> WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY
> THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
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> 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK
> SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
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> 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
> MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST
> FOUR HOURS AGO.
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> 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
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> 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!'
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> 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK
> SITTING NEXT TO US.
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> 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY
> GOOD AT IT.
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> 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEAT US BY
> GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN
> NO LONGER TASTE THE CHARDONNAY.
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> 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY
> LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop ... OR THE BATHMAT?)
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> 11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN
> WE SIT ON IT.
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> 12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR
> FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
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> SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE
> FUN. AND THE MEN WHO WILL GET A GOOD LAUGH. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!
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>
> And Remember...
> 'A clean house is the sign of a wasted
> life!'
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