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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
This is my first time so please be gentle. I enjoyed reading this tonight.
Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
1. Fishnet stockings. No need to wear hose with holes, a short skirt will do fine. We won't miss seeing those sexy legs.
2. Blowing, moaning, or groaning in my ear. (Personally, I suck, I don't blow).
3. Red lipstick. Reapplying lipstick or lip gloss after every sentence or every bite. Men don't want to digest these products.
4. Glitter eye shadow. Men want you for you, not how well you apply cosmetics. Men love to see the glimmer in your eyes, a bright smile.
5. No panties. Sure, it is nice if a women is doing it just for you and you know she will be ready in two snaps. However, if she goes commando all day, then she can be ready in two snaps for anyone, and that's just not right.
And, I love this one.
6. A date ordered a Sex on the Beach and gave a flirtatious look, he got uncomfortable. "Suddenly he was out with a vixen,". "If that's the drink you like, great, but it doesn't add to your appeal." Actually, the only order likely to impress a guy is a shot of whiskey, and that's because most of us aren't man enough to down one.
(My drink is a double Crown Royal staight up... and I've seen many a big man passed it up) 
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| August 21, 2009, 08:21 |
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Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
 6 out of 6 good, Am i gentle enough 
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| August 21, 2009, 08:29 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
I'll take that double of Crown.  
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| August 21, 2009, 14:40 |
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Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
Whiskey! Did I hear someone say WHISKEY?? 
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| August 21, 2009, 15:19 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ August 21, 2009, 14:40)I'll take that double of Crown.
If I lived in Minnesota... I'd be drinking a bit more than I do now to stay warm, and I drinks a bit.
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| August 21, 2009, 16:39 |
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ashkats
64 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
we will take 3 fingers too
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| August 21, 2009, 23:03 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
QUOTE (ashkats @ August 21, 2009, 23:03)we will take 3 fingers too
And do you want some whiskey?
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| August 22, 2009, 06:30 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 21, 2009, 08:21)This is my first time so please be gentle. I enjoyed reading this tonight.
Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
1. Fishnet stockings. No need to wear hose with holes, a short skirt will do fine. We won't miss seeing those sexy legs.
2. Blowing, moaning, or groaning in my ear. (Personally, I suck, I don't blow).
3. Red lipstick. Reapplying lipstick or lip gloss after every sentence or every bite. Men don't want to digest these products.
4. Glitter eye shadow. Men want you for you, not how well you apply cosmetics. Men love to see the glimmer in your eyes, a bright smile.
5. No panties. Sure, it is nice if a women is doing it just for you and you know she will be ready in two snaps. However, if she goes commando all day, then she can be ready in two snaps for anyone, and that's just not right.
And, I love this one.
6. A date ordered a Sex on the Beach and gave a flirtatious look, he got uncomfortable. "Suddenly he was out with a vixen,". "If that's the drink you like, great, but it doesn't add to your appeal." Actually, the only order likely to impress a guy is a shot of whiskey, and that's because most of us aren't man enough to down one.
(My drink is a double Crown Royal staight up... and I've seen many a big man passed it up)
These "get a mate by numbers" articles always make me laugh. I'm often tempted to make up a load of stuff and I reckon I'd be the new fad for 6 months.
Rule 1: If it makes you and/or your partner feel good, then do it.
Rule 2: There is no...............rule 2.
{Apologies to Monty Python's Philosopher's Sketch}
Personally, I like fishnet stockings, but only if they enhance the legs of the wearer. Otherwise you end up looking like a badly tied parcel. Luckily for me, I've still got the legs to wear mine 
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| August 22, 2009, 06:43 |
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Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
Awww c'mon......I thought the one thing most men thought WASN'T sexy was a woman saying "No"
Cuz a girl in fishnets, red lips, a quart of glitter on her eyelids, drunk as a rat from sex on the beach saying yes, that's a turn on for allot of guys at closing time....
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| August 22, 2009, 13:07 |
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Re: Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 22, 2009, 13:07)Awww c'mon......I thought the one thing most men thought WASN'T sexy was a woman saying "No"
Cuz a girl in fishnets, red lips, a quart of glitter on her eyelids, drunk as a rat from sex on the beach saying yes, that's a turn on for allot of guys at closing time....
Some times it don't take that much,some times all she has to be is a woman.LOL
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| August 22, 2009, 13:20 |
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Re: Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 22, 2009, 13:07)Awww c'mon......I thought the one thing most men thought WASN'T sexy was a woman saying "No"
Cuz a girl in fishnets, red lips, a quart of glitter on her eyelids, drunk as a rat from sex on the beach saying yes, that's a turn on for allot of guys at closing time....
So you sayin' she has to be sober enough to say yes?
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| August 22, 2009, 15:02 |
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Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
Sorry, but: I don't like drunk women. Tipsy, yes. Slightly looped, yes. But passed out, totally drunk, naw! And as stated, as long as she says yes, that's all! 
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| August 23, 2009, 18:26 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
Well, I guess I must not be very sexy , because ever since I can remember, under the influence, or not..... I can manage to say "No".
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| August 23, 2009, 21:12 |
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Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
Sexy is a state of mind. If you believe you are sexy, then you are. Instead of yes or no, how about "maybe"? LOL
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| August 23, 2009, 23:28 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
I don't know about sex on the beach, all that sand and all, but I'll take a sloe comfortable screw against the wall...  
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| August 24, 2009, 03:24 |
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tongue50
73 / male
so Ga, Georgia, US
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Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
sexy is all about attitude..if you feel sexy and make the one your with feel sexy then its all good reguardless of how others think.
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| August 24, 2009, 09:57 |
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Re: Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 23, 2009, 21:12)Well, I guess I must not be very sexy , because ever since I can remember, under the influence, or not..... I can manage to say "No".
You look sexy to me,and it's your choice to say yes or no.
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| August 24, 2009, 13:14 |
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Re: Re: Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 21, 2009, 16:39) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ August 21, 2009, 14:40)I'll take that double of Crown.
If I lived in Minnesota... I'd be drinking a bit more than I do now to stay warm, and I drinks a bit.
I know a way to keep warm without booze! 
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| August 24, 2009, 13:18 |
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QueenofMILFS88
59 / female
Manassas, Virginia, US
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Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
two things....
7. don't fart on him when he's eating you...so, no gassy food...
and, drunk or not..if the timing and cercumstances are right...I say yea most of the time...but sometimes, a really good, hard, drunk fuckfest (best when with a good FWB)is the greatest feeling EVER!!!! 
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| August 29, 2009, 11:02 |
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Re: Six things " Men Don't Really Think are Sexy"
I guess I am missing something here, if a lady is hot none of that matters a little extra red lipstick my end up somewhere other then digested. Now there's a thought . . 
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