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Snails
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major figures in Rome,Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for her dinner party. She asked her husband to run down to the beach with a bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed.
He took the bucket, headed out the door and down the steps to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling along the beach. He kept thinking to himself, "wouldn't it be great if she would just talk to me." He went back to gathering his snails. All of a sudden he looked up and the beautiful woman was standing over him, and started talking. They got into a deep conversation, and she invited him back to her place.
Well one thing led to another and they had sex into the early morning and he fell asleep exhausted. He awoke at 7:00 in the morning and and exclaimed, "Oh shit, my wife's dinner party." He got dressed in a hurry, grabbed his bucket of snails, ran out the door all the way to his apartment.
He ran up the stairs as fast as he could. He was in in such a hurry he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. Just then his wife opened the door, very angry, and started screaming "Where have you been all night?" He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said:
"Come on guys, we're almost there!" 
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| July 16, 2009, 14:05 |
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Re: Snails
lol
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| July 20, 2009, 00:33 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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