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If only............
Have you ever had a terrible crush on someone? Someone who, every time he or she is in your presence, your blood pressure rises and you are in a love flush?
I have such a crush. It's innocent enough. A co-worker (female) who is about 32y/o, 5ft4in, about 125lbs, nice body  and a classically beautiful face  and a fantastic personality to go along with all this. She'll always say hi and take time to converse with me.
Granted, I am an old fart that couldn't draw flies on a sh*t farm but it's been a long, long freakin' time since any woman has made me tingle like a freakin' teenager.
I know I'm not supposed to have these feelings for anyone but my wife but......... 
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| June 3, 2009, 10:59 |
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I have a crush on Jack Black
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| June 3, 2009, 11:03 |
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Re: Re: If only............
QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 3, 2009, 11:03)I have a crush on Jack Black
Jack Black? 
Oh yeh, well I've got a woody for Susan Boyle!!              
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| June 3, 2009, 11:46 |
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Jack Black is adorable and so funny. I use to have a crush on John Cleese too...
(lay off that quote button or I'll have unf disconnect yours!!  )
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| June 3, 2009, 11:48 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 3, 2009, 11:48)Jack Black is adorable and so funny. I use to have a crush on John Cleese too...
(lay off that quote button or I'll have unf disconnect yours!! )
My wife says mine has been disconnected for years now!! 
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| June 3, 2009, 11:51 |
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She probably thinks you are a supervisor and trying to suck up for a promotion....
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| June 3, 2009, 11:54 |
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Ya think so, huh?
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| June 3, 2009, 11:55 |
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The other yellow button VB....the other yellow button that says "POST REPLY".....
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| June 3, 2009, 11:56 |
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QUOTE (voyeurbill @ June 3, 2009, 11:55)Ya think so, huh?
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| June 3, 2009, 11:57 |
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Chazzy.......leave me alone!!
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| June 3, 2009, 12:28 |
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QUOTE (Goody @ June 3, 2009, 11:54)She probably thinks you are a supervisor and trying to suck up for a promotion....
Hell. she's a manager and I'm nothing but a lowsome transporter.
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| June 3, 2009, 12:30 |
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....or maybe it's just that you leave the bathroom door open at work?
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| June 3, 2009, 13:09 |
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Oh no, she wouldn't enjoy bathroom sounds! I'm sure she doesn't fart either!
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| June 3, 2009, 13:14 |
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QUOTE (voyeurbill @ June 3, 2009, 12:30) QUOTE (Goody @ June 3, 2009, 11:54)She probably thinks you are a supervisor and trying to suck up for a promotion....
Hell. she's a manager and I'm nothing but a lowsome transporter.
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| June 3, 2009, 15:41 |
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stevanos
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QUOTE (voyeurbill @ June 3, 2009, 11:46)
Don't get to excited VB she's never even kissed a man so I guess that means she's not going to want to kiss your woody anytime soon. 
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| June 3, 2009, 16:21 |
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I truly think that if Susan were to kiss it, it would fall off!
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| June 3, 2009, 18:29 |
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stevanos
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QUOTE (voyeurbill @ June 3, 2009, 18:29)I truly think that if Susan were to kiss it, it would fall off!
that's funny
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