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the washcloth!!!
The Washcloth
Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on.
There is not a woman alive who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I
didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be
able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas,
wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink,
and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at
least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket,
donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or
some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the
doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
Never going back to that doctor.
Ever. 
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| May 22, 2009, 04:15 |
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Re: the washcloth!!!
----when did you start seeing a gynocolocist? 
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| May 22, 2009, 12:55 |
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Re: Re: the washcloth!!!
QUOTE (JCSOS @ May 22, 2009, 12:55) ----when did you start seeing a gynocolocist?
don't you remember? you referred me to her...
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enjoyme
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Fleshy, Florida, US
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Re: the washcloth!!!
Lmao...the girl with something extra!!! 
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