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She's lookin' old!!!!
Meredeth Viera of the Today Show doesn't look too fetching in HD on my plasma nor on my lcd in my bedroom. All those crows feet and her turkey neck......not too pretty.
My bitch is being that NBC was in such a hurry to broadcast the Today Show in HD without checking to see if their on air hosts were HD "ready". Matt Lauer and Meredeth Viera are about the same age. How come Meredeth looks like she could be his mother!!  Matt looks alright because ....well....he's a guy.
I think it's time to retire the old broad for someone younger looking. HD is not her friend!!!!!!!! 
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| May 21, 2009, 11:47 |
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Liberalwife
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
Geez, here you go again VB!!!! I dunno why you splashed out on a plasma, when all you do is whinge about the programmes and 'bitch' about the presenters.
Ditch that telly and go get a life, mate.
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| May 21, 2009, 12:21 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
Not much more I could add to what lib said, you are probably the one guy who shouldn't have HD!
At what age should all us women have major plastic surgery to please you?
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| May 21, 2009, 12:24 |
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Re: Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ May 21, 2009, 12:21)Geez, here you go again VB!!!! I dunno why you splashed out on a plasma, when all you do is whinge about the programmes and 'bitch' about the presenters.
Ditch that telly and go get a life, mate.
You know how old the Queen Mother herself looks, right? Well Ms Viera could give her a run for her money. The show itself is alright but if they reverted back to standard definition, maybe she wouldn't look too old!!
Just my humble opinion!! 
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| May 21, 2009, 13:36 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
"VoyeurBill's humble opinion" is kinda like some oxymoron
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| May 21, 2009, 13:43 |
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Re: Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 21, 2009, 13:43)"VoyeurBill's humble opinion" is kinda like some oxymoron
Hey, is that some kind of dig at me? 
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| May 21, 2009, 13:45 |
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Liberalwife
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Re: Re: Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ May 21, 2009, 13:36) QUOTE (Liberalwife @ May 21, 2009, 12:21)Geez, here you go again VB!!!! I dunno why you splashed out on a plasma, when all you do is whinge about the programmes and 'bitch' about the presenters.
Ditch that telly and go get a life, mate.
You know how old the Queen Mother herself looks, right? Well Ms Viera could give her a run for her money. The show itself is alright but if they reverted back to standard definition, maybe she wouldn't look too old!!
Just my humble opinion!!
That's a bit of a lame comment VB!! The Queen Mother died in 2002, at a remarkable age of 101.
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| May 21, 2009, 13:47 |
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funlovingpair
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
Well I was going to say something, but on second thought, it would be best for not to say anything. But I will say that Ms. Vera is very lovely and sexy.
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| May 21, 2009, 13:49 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
Oh go ahead and say it,(with love and laughter) me and vb kinda decided yesterday that it was time for some forum rippin' (just for funsies)
He's askin' for it, and we're givin' it to him! 
As long as we all know it's for sport! 
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| May 21, 2009, 13:55 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
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Re: Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 21, 2009, 13:43)"VoyeurBill's humble opinion" is kinda like some oxymoron
Well OK then. I figured that we could just drop the "oxy" from oxymoron. That should fit like a glove.  
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| May 21, 2009, 14:35 |
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Re: Re: Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 21, 2009, 14:35)
Well then, you'll just love my comment about your state employment! 
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| May 21, 2009, 14:54 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
Oh now, we're suppose to keep the funsies to this thread and similiar ones or it won't be funsie anymore!
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| May 21, 2009, 15:00 |
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Re: Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 21, 2009, 13:55)Oh go ahead and say it,(with love and laughter) me and vb kinda decided yesterday that it was time for some forum rippin' (just for funsies)
He's askin' for it, and we're givin' it to him!
As long as we all know it's for sport!
Somehow I just knew that any put down of an aging non-talent like Ms Viera would draw some scathing, personal attacks that are far from deserved by a true feminist such as I. After all, I am a staunch supporter of the rights of the calorcally challenged, the esthetically challenged, the gay community, the transgendered community, our union brethren, the aged and of course the terminally unemployed!!
Far be it from me to ever cast dispersion on these or other members of our society but fuck it, I do. It's why I enjoy you guys tearing me a new one.....only when I deserve it.
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| May 21, 2009, 15:05 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
Oh c'mon....you gotta know when it's playful banter, and when it's stink eye fire breath....
This, I think of as just some playful stuff between us all.
or...I could do this....
Hey you asswipe, Viera happens to be my cousin and you'd better quit trashin her, or my uncle, the president of her fan club will get my other uncles up to kick your sorry ass!!!
(That better? )
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| May 21, 2009, 15:25 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
This is more entertaining than a soap opera, I am lmao.. 
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| May 21, 2009, 15:30 |
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Re: Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 21, 2009, 15:25)Oh c'mon....you gotta know when it's playful banter, and when it's stink eye fire breath....
This, I think of as just some playful stuff between us all.
or...I could do this....
Hey you asswipe, Viera happens to be my cousin and you'd better quit trashin her, or my uncle, the president of her fan club will get my other uncles up to kick your sorry ass!!!
(That better? )
Oh yeh? Any possibility that Ms Viera is a second cousin-sister-aunt? There, you are right. That sounds better!!!
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| May 21, 2009, 15:43 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
Nope, sorry....we have no interest in mating within our family, do you ever ask your hookers for any family history or DNA tests before hand?
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| May 21, 2009, 15:54 |
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Re: Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 21, 2009, 15:54)Nope, sorry....we have no interest in mating within our family, do you ever ask your hookers for any family history or DNA tests before hand?
OOOOOHHHHHHH, that was a kick in the hoo-hoos. Hookers, who does hookers? Not I you freakin' shit kickin' hillbilly you!! 
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| May 21, 2009, 15:58 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
Well, what do you do for dates now that the "Shitlist" online erotic personals site had to shut down their erotic services section in your area? Back to the adult book stores?
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| May 21, 2009, 15:59 |
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Re: Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 21, 2009, 15:59)Well, what do you do for dates now that the "Shitlist" online erotic personals site had to shut down their erotic services section in your area? Back to the adult book stores?
Contrary to popular belief, I never, ever once used or considered using the Erotic Services section of Craiglist. Nothing but prostitutes......agreed! I did however, use the Casual Encounters section for a time where I met some very nice, normal, everyday ladies who just wanted some of what I offered with no reciprocation whatsoever.
I no longer bother to post ads there as the damage is done to the remainder of decent posters that have been painted with the same brush as the Craigslist Killer.
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| May 21, 2009, 16:08 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
So when you advertise, do you ask for family history so you don't end up boinking a second cousin? Do your ads have a specific age limit so you don't end up with someone with those crows feets you have such disdain for?
(I'm still joking with you dear)
I happen to love crows feet! I think they are beautiful, they show a person has spent their life being able to laugh through it all...crows feet over frown lines anytime!! Crows feet to me, show that extra life and light in a person's face. Seriously, I find them attractive.
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| May 21, 2009, 16:29 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
You know, VB I wouldn't invest my time funnin' with ya if ...
One...I didn't luv ya....and
Two...there was something decent on TV right now...
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| May 21, 2009, 16:31 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
hey VB? did you spend so much money on that HD Plasma screen, that you can't afford to change the channel? if ya think she (Meredith) looks that bad, it can be fixed with a click of the remote!
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| May 21, 2009, 17:06 |
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Re: Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 21, 2009, 17:06)hey VB? did you spend so much money on that HD Plasma screen, that you can't afford to change the channel? if ya think she (Meredith) looks that bad, it can be fixed with a click of the remote!
My wife likes that NBC channel for the local news so when that local news is over, The Today Show begins at 7am, where the old broad comes on.
She's like a train wreck.....I can't look away!!
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| May 21, 2009, 18:26 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
like i said, one click at 7:01, and your troubles are gone! 
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| May 21, 2009, 18:42 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
Awww....but his wife watches the show...and I guess he's whipped!
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| May 21, 2009, 18:51 |
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Re: Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 21, 2009, 18:42)like i said, one click at 7:01, and your troubles are gone!
Good suggestion there. Wish I'd thought of it!! How stupid of me......
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| May 21, 2009, 18:58 |
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| May 21, 2009, 19:05 |
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wandering5tar
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
A man and his wife were getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to him and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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| May 21, 2009, 20:34 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
I've been meaning to tell you many times wandering....I do enjoy having you around here.
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| May 21, 2009, 21:53 |
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Re: Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 21, 2009, 21:53)I've been meaning to tell you many times wandering....I do enjoy having you around here.
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| May 22, 2009, 09:24 |
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Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
A joke comes to mind while thinkin' abot Ms Viera.
She's standing naked in front of a full length mirror in her bederoom while her husband lies in bed watching her. She starts saying "hun, look at me. My face is starting to show crows feet, I've got the beginning of a turkey neck, look at my wind flaps under my upper arms, I've got thunder thighs and my ass is starting to droop and expand! What do you think"?
Her husband quickly retorts " hey at least your eyesight is perfect"!!!
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| May 22, 2009, 11:34 |
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wandering5tar
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Re: Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ May 22, 2009, 11:34)A joke comes to mind while thinkin' abot Ms Viera.
She's standing naked in front of a full length mirror in her bederoom while her husband lies in bed watching her. She starts saying "hun, look at me. My face is starting to show crows feet, I've got the beginning of a turkey neck, look at my wind flaps under my upper arms, I've got thunder thighs and my ass is starting to droop and expand! What do you think"?
Her husband quickly retorts " hey at least your eyesight is perfect"!!!
Clearly yours isn't too good though VB !!
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| May 22, 2009, 19:36 |
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Re: Re: Re: She's lookin' old!!!!
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ May 22, 2009, 19:36) QUOTE (voyeurbill @ May 22, 2009, 11:34)A joke comes to mind while thinkin' abot Ms Viera.
She's standing naked in front of a full length mirror in her bederoom while her husband lies in bed watching her. She starts saying "hun, look at me. My face is starting to show crows feet, I've got the beginning of a turkey neck, look at my wind flaps under my upper arms, I've got thunder thighs and my ass is starting to droop and expand! What do you think"?
Her husband quickly retorts " hey at least your eyesight is perfect"!!!
Clearly yours isn't too good though VB !!
My friend, when I was a wee lad of say.....38y/o, I too was an extreme optimist. Now, being 21 years older, my eyes are not as good as they were back in the day so you are absolutely correct in your assumption!
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