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You fuckin' horned up WANKERS!!
Okay, here's how it is, it doesn't matter if your grammar and english skills blow more than a squirrel fan in a Missouri metal shop in August,
or your spelling sucks like a bottom feeder in the Meramac river, you have two choices, write and submit your stories, (we do have an editor for you now, if I'm wrong about that, KB, just kick me, slap me, knock me down or verbally abuse me publicly).
....OR post a few words about the submitted ones you have read. A little feedback from all of you can go a long way. Let the contibutors know how much you enjoy their hard work! Okay, I'll put it THIS way....let us know how hot the story got ya, okay, how throbbing hard your baby batter dispenser gets reading them, how your wetness could only be described as white super heated volcanic lava flow. or just simply, how good it got your rocks off, etc....
And for those who are still a little reserved about submitting and posting, try the toolbar, the dictionary will help with spelling and it has a thesaurus as well.
http://www.merriamwebster.com/toolbar/
And l'll ya one more time....the spelling, grammar, punctuation and all that doesn't really matter, we just wanna hear from you!
ALRIGHT NOW!!! WHO'S WITH ME HERE? WHO'S IN? LET'S HEAR IT!!
(and I'm sorry about the bad language and attitude in the post title, I've just learned that is what it takes to get the job done sometimes )
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| March 11, 2005, 08:19 |
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Re: You fuckin' horned up WANKERS!!
In fact if you don't want to post a story that looks like it was written by a drunk 4th grader, just send a PM and I will provide an email address where you can send it to me for editing and suggestions before it is posted.
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| March 11, 2005, 12:12 |
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Re: You fuckin' horned up WANKERS!!
Well Chazzy glad to see your feeling better and as spry as ever !!! We're tring to get a story together for ya but the good computer is down and this one blows. (Thank you Aol-assholes) Kb lasts story was good and I gave it a 7 on the erectorscale and the wife said a 7 on the drip scale.(By the way Kb your details are on there way) Give us time a good story is like good sex !!!
 
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| March 11, 2005, 13:35 |
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Re: You fuckin' horned up WANKERS!!
Oh yes, I hope I'm over the worst of it, I've had several good days this week! Nothing like feeling good, especially after feeling really bad! (post pain/post illness euphoria, I call it!)
written by a drunk 4th grader?? You're talkin' about me aren't ya KB ?
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| March 11, 2005, 16:29 |
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Re: Re: You fuckin' horned up WANKERS!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 11, 2005, 16:29)Oh yes, I hope I'm over the worst of it, I've had several good days this week! Nothing like feeling good, especially after feeling really bad! (post pain/post illness euphoria, I call it!)
written by a drunk 4th grader?? You're talkin' about me aren't ya KB ?
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| March 11, 2005, 18:40 |
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Re: Re: Re: You fuckin' horned up WANKERS!!
QUOTE (hothands @ March 11, 2005, 18:40) QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 11, 2005, 16:29)Oh yes, I hope I'm over the worst of it, I've had several good days this week! Nothing like feeling good, especially after feeling really bad! (post pain/post illness euphoria, I call it!)
written by a drunk 4th grader?? You're talkin' about me aren't ya KB ?
nope, not talking about anyone. I Just want to see people write stories
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| March 11, 2005, 21:58 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: You fuckin' horned up WANKERS!!
QUOTE (kbateman @ March 11, 2005, 21:58) QUOTE (hothands @ March 11, 2005, 18:40) QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 11, 2005, 16:29)Oh yes, I hope I'm over the worst of it, I've had several good days this week! Nothing like feeling good, especially after feeling really bad! (post pain/post illness euphoria, I call it!)
written by a drunk 4th grader?? You're talkin' about me aren't ya KB ?
nope, not talking about anyone. I Just want to see people write stories
I have a great story ideer, butt my written skills are lowere then a titt on a momma possum. So in as much I'm a thinkin' ifin one of youin lovely women folks feels like sittin down a lick or two with me you all could right it down a piece of paper with a pencil as we work through it
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| March 12, 2005, 05:04 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: You fuckin' horned up WANKERS!!
QUOTE (kbateman @ March 11, 2005, 21:58) QUOTE (hothands @ March 11, 2005, 18:40) QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 11, 2005, 16:29)Oh yes, I hope I'm over the worst of it, I've had several good days this week! Nothing like feeling good, especially after feeling really bad! (post pain/post illness euphoria, I call it!)
written by a drunk 4th grader?? You're talkin' about me aren't ya KB ?
nope, not talking about anyone. I Just want to see people write stories
oh..ok....cuz I think of my writing as more like being done by a "hopped up eighth grader" !
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| March 12, 2005, 09:25 |
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Re: You fuckin' horned up WANKERS!!
I've been catching up on the erotic stories.
There's a new story by MacDaddyandtoy, pretty good!
MrShaven's landlady story is really worth a read!!
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