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Best weight loss system
Just found this calorie counter on the net this morning.....
TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement - 12 cal
Without her agreement - 187 cal
TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands - 8 cal
With one hand - 12 cal
With one hand being slapped - 37 cal
With the mouth - 85 cal
PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection - 6 cal
Without erection - 315 cal
PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris - 8 cal
Trying to find G spot - 92 cal
Without caring at all - 0 cal
WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up - 12 cal
Just on the floor - 8 cal
POSITIONS
Daddy-mummy - 12 cal
69 laying - 8 cal
69 standing up - 112 cal
Trolley - 216 cal
Italian chandelier - 912 cal
HAVING AN ORGASM
Real - 112 cal
Fake - 315 cal
POST ORGASM
Staying in bed - 8 cal
Jumping off the bed - 36 cal
Explaining why you jumped off the bed - 816 cal
GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age - 12 cal
from 20 to 29 - 36 cal
from 30 to 39 - 108 cal
from 40 to 49 - 324 cal
from 50 to 59 - 972 cal
over 60 - 2916 cal
PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly - 32 cal
Being in a hurry - 98 cal
With her husband opening the door - 218 cal
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| March 9, 2005, 08:22 |
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sillyman
76 / male
Davenport, Florida, US
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Re: Best weight loss system
I'm going to work out now but most of Your list is way better for Me
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| March 9, 2005, 11:23 |
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absix
41 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: Best weight loss system
ROFLMAO! 
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| March 9, 2005, 14:21 |
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mph615
55 / male
Lockport, Illinois, US
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Re: Best weight loss system
POSITIONS
Daddy-mummy - 12 cal
69 laying - 8 cal
69 standing up - 112 cal
Trolley - 216 cal
Italian chandelier - 912 cal
Trolley...WTF is trolley? Is that a posistion or am I missing something. Same with Italian Chandelier, but I assume you just mean hanging from one. Enlighten me!!!
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| March 9, 2005, 22:07 |
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bawbie
64 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: Best weight loss system
thanks alot, chazzy. now i'll have to fake it. if i get any ever again. 
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| March 10, 2005, 13:26 |
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