well here s the story ,I dont know if its an erotic story ,a neurotic story a funny story or a baloney on hand sammich story but its my story and( I am going to stick to it)well I haul a little scrap metal on the side from my regular job,haul it and scrap it for extra coin ,a sweet deal at times ,well the company I work for I haul the metal junk away and theres usually copper or brass or goodies mixed in ,which makes it well worthwhile ,I have a 1994 F150 4X4 a real worktruck in every sense of the word its rugged got a straight 6 cyl and takes a licking I have sideboards of plywood I put on the bed for more hauling capacity ,well fast forward to JD loading his truck at the plant one evening ,JD loading his truck kinda leisurly going in periodically for a cup of coffee, well advance a couple more frames ,JD is drivin toward home ,over by the tuttle family farm in Dover (one of the few local farms still in business)somthing in the load shifts and JD hear one of his sideboards snap and fly off the truck (praise the lord there was no one behind him )well he stops to pick up the sideboard ,gets out some rope and re adjusts the load, ties it down and heads back on his way ,feelin kinda bummed listening to the radio ,arrives at his yard about 15 mins later, gets out of truck goes around back of the truck to check out his sideboard repair prospects ,did I tell y all I have a gay couple living next to me ,white picket fences rainbow flags the whole bit, well here I am in deep concentration lookin at my sideboard and I am hearing this ,what I can only describe as a coo ,like this peru peru poo poo poo coo coo coo perdue perdue at first I am really perplexed I dont know what on earth to make of it ,so i turned my attention the direction toward which the sound is coming and one of the gay guys is out on his back porch naked except for a pair of pink panties ,I was no longer bummed bout my sideboard ,spent the rest of the night literally rolling on the floor in laughter ,is this what my options have become still gives me a shit eater grin .