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Most embarrassing moment?
What was your most embarrassing moment? Was it at your wedding? At a family function? At a company meeting? What?
My most embarrassing moment had to be the time I was under an automobile lift when I worked at my muffler shop. I had needed another opinion from my partner while I was under the lift so I summoned him by name. Little did I know that the customers first name was the same as my partner. The customer immediately came out of the office but not before I had time to work up what could only be termed, a global warming, earth orbit altering, leg lifting, arm pumping, carbon footprint and bell ringing FART!!!!!  I held it until who I thought was my partner was in position to hear and experience the beauty that was my offering.
I had been a victim of one of my partner's pickled egg stinkeroos just a short time before this so I thought it would be the perfect time for revenge. Little did I know that the customer would appear and be victimized. The look on his face was priceless. My retort to this "incident" was to say "oh sorry, I thought you were the other guy"!  Oh yeh, good comeback Bill!!
Now I realize you ladies don't often lift your leg and release too many bell ringing, global warmers but you guys can feel for me here, can't you? Hey we're guys and sometimes guys do sh*t no matter how juvenile.
Funny thing though, that very customer did not insist on leaving and he had his car serviced and came back many times afterward for other service. Maybe he thought my fart was a greeting of some kind. 
Thinking back........it was both f*ckin' funny and embarrassing! 
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| April 2, 2009, 11:39 |
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Re: Most embarrassing moment?
Maybe he liked your scent......  
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| April 3, 2009, 09:47 |
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Re: Re: Most embarrassing moment?
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ April 3, 2009, 09:47)
There is no way he could have unless he liked the odor of a 3 day old dead body!!
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| April 3, 2009, 09:51 |
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Re: Most embarrassing moment?
You sure talk about farts allot...maybe you should be talking to a doctor or nutrionists about this...maybe you have some dietary issues!
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| April 3, 2009, 10:27 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 3, 2009, 10:27)You sure talk about farts allot...maybe you should be talking to a doctor or nutrionists about this...maybe you have some dietary issues!
Actually, that incident happened about 1981 so I have improved my anal functions as well as my general manners. Since then, I have not once lifted my leg, pumped my arm and released a green house gaser such as that one. Hell, I think my heart would stop!!
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| April 3, 2009, 12:27 |
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Re: Most embarrassing moment?
in some countries farts are considered delicacies ,farts of feces ,poops of poo poo ,sulfuriuos sulfur bombs ,pull my finger VB.click click click click click click poop click click click click click click poop ,
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| April 4, 2009, 06:18 |
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QUOTE (jd39l @ April 4, 2009, 06:18)in some countries farts are considered delicacies ,farts of feces ,poops of poo poo ,sulfuriuos sulfur bombs ,pull my finger VB.click click click click click click poop click click click click click click poop ,
Do you kiss your life partner with that mouth?
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| April 4, 2009, 09:41 |
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Jd and Vb....I'll tell you remind me of something I remember my second grade teacher said so often....
"BOYS!!Boys!!! Do I have seperate you two on oposite sides of the classroom!!!"
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| April 4, 2009, 10:02 |
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OK i got to say it....my most embarrassing moment has to be when mom walked by the door while i was goin to town...then she figured it was a good time to give me THE TALK.....god what a bad moment 
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| April 4, 2009, 10:08 |
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Re: Re: Re: Most embarrassing moment?
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ April 4, 2009, 09:41) QUOTE (jd39l @ April 4, 2009, 06:18)in some countries farts are considered delicacies ,farts of feces ,poops of poo poo ,sulfuriuos sulfur bombs ,pull my finger VB.click click click click click click poop click click click click click click poop ,
Do you kiss your life partner with that mouth?
Hey, just tryin' to make a cheap funny at the expense of my fellow New Englander....... 
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| April 4, 2009, 12:57 |
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Re: Most embarrassing moment?
Awwwww.....wouldn't wanna put a damper on you two and your banter....enjoy yourselves!
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| April 4, 2009, 13:01 |
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Re: Most embarrassing moment?
 chazzy chazzy for not squeezing my shoes, nuttier than a fruitcake fruitier than a nutcake hold the dookies I am heading for the rhubarb. 
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| April 4, 2009, 22:43 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Most embarrassing moment?
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ April 4, 2009, 12:57) QUOTE (voyeurbill @ April 4, 2009, 09:41) QUOTE (jd39l @ April 4, 2009, 06:18)in some countries farts are considered delicacies ,farts of feces ,poops of poo poo ,sulfuriuos sulfur bombs ,pull my finger VB.click click click click click click poop click click click click click click poop ,
Do you kiss your life partner with that mouth?
Hey, just tryin' to make a cheap funny at the expense of my fellow New Englander.......
oh yeah did I tell you about VB it seems brother Bill was the maffra centaurian of his class ,his favorite subject was lunch.think KG gonna be back for the playoffs lol .
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| April 5, 2009, 01:09 |
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Re: Most embarrassing moment?
mine was hmmm I guess I was about 5 Y/O and my auntie was over visiting my mom and I was sitting in the stairs in the hallway about 2/3 the way up playing with the bannister ,I remember feeling really gassy and I remember rod stewarts song maggie may was playing on WTSN on my moms radio out in the kitchen and I am in the process off a long ripper (man this thing is unbelievable like a freight train)and I am just ridin this thing out like I am making history and comes to the end of the line and SPLOSH I am gonna stop right there .
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| April 5, 2009, 10:40 |
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Re: Most embarrassing moment?
I just watched a "South Park" episode about queefing on utube yesterday...hilarious of course, and I thought about the both of you.
IN the episode a guy explained how guys give their different kinds of farts different names...
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| April 5, 2009, 13:24 |
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QUOTE (jd39l @ April 5, 2009, 10:40)mine was hmmm I guess I was about 5 Y/O and my auntie was over visiting my mom and I was sitting in the stairs in the hallway about 2/3 the way up playing with the bannister ,I remember feeling really gassy and I remember rod stewarts song maggie may was playing on WTSN on my moms radio out in the kitchen and I am in the process off a long ripper (man this thing is unbelievable like a freight train)and I am just ridin this thing out like I am making history and comes to the end of the line and SPLOSH I am gonna stop right there .
Oh yeh, been there brother!!!
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| April 5, 2009, 15:37 |
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Re: Re: Most embarrassing moment?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 5, 2009, 13:24)I just watched a "South Park" episode about queefing on utube yesterday...hilarious of course, and I thought about the both of you.
IN the episode a guy explained how guys give their different kinds of farts different names...
Actually, I was way too busy manufacturing them to even think of naming them  . Maybe in my next life......
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| April 5, 2009, 15:40 |
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Re: Most embarrassing moment?
I just sent you the link for the South Park vid...
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| April 5, 2009, 16:41 |
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