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Guts or Balls?
A medical distinction - We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
 
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| March 5, 2009, 10:02 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Guts or Balls?
One would certainly have a death wish to pull that one off.
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| March 5, 2009, 23:05 |
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jef1hotx
46 / couple
San Antonio, Texas, US
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Re: Guts or Balls?
no matter which one you choose to say you are dead any way. go ahead and use them both!
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| March 10, 2009, 13:57 |
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