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Oh that $20!
A man is at a bar, downing drink after drink after drink when he gets up from his bar stool, starts to stumble into the mens room. He almost makes it through the door when he vomits all down the front of his shirt. He goes to the sink and starts to wipe the front of his shirt with a hand towel. Realizing that he cant get all the vomit off his shirt, he asks a gentleman standing at a sink "what am I going to tell my wife about my shirt"? The man says "stick a $20 bill in your shirt pocket and when she sees it, tell her a stranger threw up on you and he gave you the $20 bill to have it cleaned".
Armed with this alibi, he makes it all the way home. His wife greets him at the door. She drills him on where he was all evening. He tells her he stopped of for a few drinks. She then notices sees the $20 bill in his shirt pocket and asks him about it. He tells her a stranger threw up on it and gave him the bill to have it cleaned. She also finds another $20 bill sticking out of his pants pocket and asks where that came from. He replied, "oh that came from another man who shit my pants"  
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| March 3, 2009, 12:54 |
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69oak69
64 / male
Heart of Illinois, Illinois, US
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Re: Oh that $20!
You know, I think I remember actually being there and seeing that guy puke on himself. Course, it might have been a different guy in a different bar. 
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| March 3, 2009, 16:12 |
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