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A proud moment?????
The other day, feeling like I wanted to save a few bucks on a ski lift ticket, I asked for a senior ski lift ticket......and the 50 somethin' woman in the ticket booth, didn't even ask me for ID. Wow, I walked away from that ticket window, $8 richer than I should have been and feelin' all proud of myself. I was braggin' to my friends what I did. They said, "way to go old man"!!
Then, the moment of truth. I attached that ticket with the boldly emblazoned "SEN CIT" on it onto my ski jacket when the glow of my "victory" vanished. What, do I actually look like I'm 62 freakin' years old? Hell, my hair is blond, I have all my hair, I can still raise the flag (with 1 hour notice)  , have all my teeth, can still lick' em before I stick 'em, don't wear a hearing aid, still see my chubby without looking in a full length mirror......hey I'm the whole package babe!! 
How the hell did I come off lookin' 62 or maybe older??? 
Any thoughts?
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| February 21, 2009, 05:32 |
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Liberalwife
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Re: A proud moment?????
HaHa VB! Serves you right for being a miser.
But really though, if you thought you could pass yourself as a senior citizen, why would the lady have to doubt you.
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| February 21, 2009, 09:31 |
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Re: Re: A proud moment?????
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ February 21, 2009, 09:31)HaHa VB! Serves you right for being a miser.
But really though, if you thought you could pass yourself as a senior citizen, why would the lady have to doubt you.
'Cause there's no way I look, feel or f*ck like a senior citizen!! 
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| February 21, 2009, 09:33 |
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Re: A proud moment?????
Well, we live in the age of hair plugs, teeth veneers, face peels, lunchtime face lifts, hair dyes, liposuction, viagra, etc....the whole "40 is the new 30, 50 is the new 40.." era.
How the hell would the ticket woman know you fuck like a 50 year old?
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| February 21, 2009, 09:39 |
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Re: Re: A proud moment?????
QUOTE (Chazzy @ February 21, 2009, 09:39)Well, we live in the age of hair plugs, teeth veneers, face peels, lunchtime face lifts, hair dyes, liposuction, viagra, etc....the whole "40 is the new 30, 50 is the new 40.." era.
How the hell would the ticket woman know you fuck like a 50 year old?
Well maybe I should offer "proof" the next time, huh?
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