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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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HUSBAND IN CHARGE
The husband had just finished reading
a new book entitled,
'YOU CAN BE THE
MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to
his wife in the
kitchen and announced,
'From now on, you need to know
that I am the man of
this house and my word
is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet
meal tonight, and
when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a
sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you
are going to go upstairs with me and
we will have the kind
of sex that I want.Afterwards, you are
going to draw me a
bath so I can relax. You will wash
my back and towel me dry and bring me
my robe. Then, you
will massage my feet
and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
who's going to dress me
and comb my hair?
The wife replied, 'The f*ckin' funeral director would be my first
guess.
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| February 4, 2009, 20:17 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: HUSBAND IN CHARGE
that one must be about my ex wife...  
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| February 5, 2009, 00:43 |
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