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What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
I have advertised in local alternative newspapers, my willingness to provide all the oral sex a woman could want with no reciprocation necessary and have gotten damn few responses and fewer meets and eats. 
Any ladies care to elaborate as to just how I should word my ads so you might be interested in exploring just how good I can be? 
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| January 21, 2009, 20:26 |
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Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
they doing the wheel and peel on you brother Bill , been seeing a lot of the same thing in my own life ,see the back of the head getting further away , maybe the hair bouncing a little .
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| January 22, 2009, 18:05 |
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Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
My my Mr. Bill, I can not for the life of me imagine why any woman would not take you up on that offer. They must be crazy.  You are every woman's dream.   
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| January 22, 2009, 20:46 |
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westxrod
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abilene, Texas, US
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Re: Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
QUOTE (angeleyes1234 @ January 22, 2009, 20:46)
hi baby i love to give some oral sex i love to please 
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| January 22, 2009, 21:08 |
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Re: Re: Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
QUOTE (westxrod @ January 22, 2009, 21:08) QUOTE (angeleyes1234 @ January 22, 2009, 20:46)hi baby i love to give some oral sex i love to please
 
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| January 22, 2009, 22:17 |
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Re: Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
QUOTE (angeleyes1234 @ January 22, 2009, 20:46)
`Eyes, thanks for the vote of confidence. I am also mystified as to the appear ant reluctance on the part of women to at least explore the chance to get their p*ssy willingly eaten because he wants to do it!
I have had a few meet and eats and the women always thanked me. I know the ladies are so cautious that the fear is what's holding them back.
I love to eat p*ssy and I always will. Are you in the market for a man's head between your legs, feasting on you? Let me know.......
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| January 23, 2009, 07:24 |
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Liberalwife
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Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
The day I had to resort to getting a good licking through using the classifieds, would be the day that I'd seriously start to question my life!! 
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| January 23, 2009, 07:59 |
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Re: Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ January 23, 2009, 07:59)The day I had to resort to getting a good licking through using the classifieds, would be the day that I'd seriously start to question my life!!
Lib, not every woman has a readily available man or woman to service her oral needs. You apparently are not one of those women. Good for you!
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| January 23, 2009, 08:59 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ January 23, 2009, 07:59)The day I had to resort to getting a good licking through using the classifieds, would be the day that I'd seriously start to question my life!!
And it would be such a waste of those cards you've just put in the phone boxes.
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| January 23, 2009, 09:01 |
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Re: Re: Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ January 23, 2009, 09:01) QUOTE (Liberalwife @ January 23, 2009, 07:59)The day I had to resort to getting a good licking through using the classifieds, would be the day that I'd seriously start to question my life!!
And it would be such a waste of those cards you've just put in the phone boxes.
Sorry lw... hehe 
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| January 23, 2009, 09:29 |
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Re: Re: Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ January 23, 2009, 07:24) QUOTE (angeleyes1234 @ January 22, 2009, 20:46)
`Eyes, thanks for the vote of confidence. I am also mystified as to the appear ant reluctance on the part of women to at least explore the chance to get their p*ssy willingly eaten because he wants to do it!
I have had a few meet and eats and the women always thanked me. I know the ladies are so cautious that the fear is what's holding them back.
I love to eat p*ssy and I always will. Are you in the market for a man's head between your legs, feasting on you? Let me know.......
They do get real testy on here don't they? 
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| January 23, 2009, 09:49 |
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Liberalwife
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Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
VB knows me well enough to know that I mean no offence. 
It's just that I think this set-up is a bit, well...err....Tongue-in-cheek.?
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| January 23, 2009, 10:34 |
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Re: Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ January 23, 2009, 10:34)VB knows me well enough to know that I mean no offence.
It's just that I think this set-up is a bit, well...err....Tongue-in-cheek.?
Indeed!
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| January 23, 2009, 10:40 |
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Re: Re: Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ January 23, 2009, 10:40) QUOTE (Liberalwife @ January 23, 2009, 10:34)VB knows me well enough to know that I mean no offence.
It's just that I think this set-up is a bit, well...err....Tongue-in-cheek.?
Indeed!
tongue in cheek? would not that be more of ASS licking, than PUSSY licking???? 
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| January 23, 2009, 15:55 |
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Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
Ya know VB, maybe with that tongue of yours, you could be a sex phone operator, you have all it takes! One ringy dingy, two ringy dingy (Lilly Tomlin from Laughn').... ****VB....'Is this VB baby... oooh, MMmmmmm let's? what can ya do for me?' (j/k'n)
xoxo....
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| January 23, 2009, 20:38 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
QUOTE (angeleyes1234 @ January 23, 2009, 09:49) QUOTE (voyeurbill @ January 23, 2009, 07:24) QUOTE (angeleyes1234 @ January 22, 2009, 20:46)
`Eyes, thanks for the vote of confidence. I am also mystified as to the appear ant reluctance on the part of women to at least explore the chance to get their p*ssy willingly eaten because he wants to do it!
I have had a few meet and eats and the women always thanked me. I know the ladies are so cautious that the fear is what's holding them back.
I love to eat p*ssy and I always will. Are you in the market for a man's head between your legs, feasting on you? Let me know.......
They do get real testy on here don't they?
Actually....no...we've always supported common courtesy amoung members here, it's fine to joke, discuss, debate but no flaming and negativity should always be served with good manners.
These are good people here and we all get along very well, we try to be as respectful and polite as possible even with those who annoy the livin' crap out of us.
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| January 24, 2009, 10:43 |
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Re: Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
QUOTE (ticaD @ January 23, 2009, 20:38)Ya know VB, maybe with that tongue of yours, you could be a sex phone operator, you have all it takes! One ringy dingy, two ringy dingy (Lilly Tomlin from Laughn').... ****VB....'Is this VB baby... oooh, MMmmmmm let's? what can ya do for me?' (j/k'n)
xoxo....
Actually, I've done the phone sex thing with my oral sex thing being the main attraction! It's a little more difficult than it would seem. I do give it my all and so far, I have heard nothing but satisfied ladies on the other end!
I would much rather deliver my "message" in person.
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| January 24, 2009, 17:05 |
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Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
Maybe you just need a good PR person, you provide the service and let someone else handle the marketing.
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| January 24, 2009, 18:03 |
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Re: Re: What, no ladies want some oral sex from me?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ January 24, 2009, 18:03)Maybe you just need a good PR person, you provide the service and let someone else handle the marketing.
Would that someone be you?
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