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Penis Poem
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 Liberalwife
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 47 / female
 north, England, UK
Penis Poem
His nookie days are over;
His pilot light is out.
What used to be his sex appeal;
Is now his water spout.

Time was when of its own accord;
From his trousers it would spring.
But now he has a full time job,
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing;
The way it would behave.
For every single morning;
It would stand and watch him shave.

As old age approaches;
It sure gives him the blues.
To see it hang its withered head;
And watch him tie his shoes.

 January 12, 2009, 04:20
 wandering5tar
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 54 / male
 London, England, UK
Re: Penis Poem
Now then, I haven't heard that in 30 years. Sadly, it's beginning to look like it's true!!
 January 12, 2009, 13:57
 Liberalwife
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 47 / female
 north, England, UK
Re: Penis Poem
Try and keep ya pecker up!
 January 12, 2009, 13:58
 wandering5tar
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 54 / male
 London, England, UK
Re: Penis Poem
You offering to be my "fluffer"?
 January 12, 2009, 14:07

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