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goinsth4u
56 / male
sterling, Virginia, US
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two JOKES do'nt get mad!
what do you call a blonde standing on her head?
a. a brunette with bad breath!
what does parsley and pussy hair have in common?
a. you push them both aside and keep on eating!
 
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| February 26, 2005, 06:36 |
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Re: two JOKES do'nt get mad!
I happen to like parsley (not really) but I eat it veggie juice drinks, great source of chlorophyl.
The second joke was funny, the first joke reminded me of the things kids in upper grade school said to the girls.
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| February 26, 2005, 16:41 |
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texas
70 / male
dallas, Texas, US
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Re: two JOKES do'nt get mad!
Free Sex
Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the attendant.
"I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."
"Okay," agreed one of the guys, "I guess seven."
"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.
The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number.
"Two!" said the second guy.
"Sorry, it's three, said the attendant. "Come back and try again."
As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week."
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Don't Much Matter What Sex Your Are
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, "Well, aren't you going to ask me?"
"Ask you what?" replied the trucker.
"If I'm a boy or a girl," answered the youth.
"Don't matter," replied the trucker. "I'm gonna screw ya' anyway." 
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| March 4, 2005, 14:40 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: two JOKES do'nt get mad!
Don't Much Matter What Sex Your Are
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, "Well, aren't you going to ask me?"
"Ask you what?" replied the trucker.
"If I'm a boy or a girl," answered the youth.
"Don't matter," replied the trucker. "I'm gonna screw ya' anyway."
the above post has been duly noted by P.O.S.S.U.M.
this will not be forgotten when we take over the world.
bawbie didn't rite this here post.
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| March 4, 2005, 16:45 |
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