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Honey, guess what?
That's exactly the words I heard as I answered my cell on Saturday. My wife won a nice jackpot while playing the slots while in Vegas. Normally, that would be a call that I would gladly receive at any time. The only problem being is that I was standing at the urinal in the Mirage Hotel doing my thing with my thing. I changed hands and grip to answer my cell. She was yelling so loud into the phone, I asked her to repeat what she said and of course I was expected to stop what I was doing and run to her side immediately.
Little does she know that as an older male, the plumbing doesn't flow as well as when I was younger. No longer do I drill the porcelain as in my youth! Those porcelain cracking days are gone! Now it's slow and steady, slow and steady. Hell the automatic flushers show me no respect. They'll even flush 2 or 3 times during my stay. 
Oh, by the way........that big jackpot she won was for $500!! Wow....and I hurried through my business for that!!
Anyway, the Mirage really hooked us up. They gave us a nice room facing the volcano, $100 free slot play and discounted our final bill $150! And they say the economy is bad for you! 
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| December 31, 2008, 08:10 |
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Re: Honey, guess what?
It's good to hear your great news VB!!! 
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| December 31, 2008, 12:20 |
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Re: Honey, guess what?
$500? big deal...my 19 year old nephew played $3 into a machine at Mystic Lake Casino, here in Mn...and won $400.... 
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| December 31, 2008, 12:25 |
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Re: Honey, guess what?
congratulations, by the way... 
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| December 31, 2008, 12:34 |
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Re: Honey, guess what?
Congrats VB, my question is.... I always wondered what happens in a public men's urinal, especially when you get a cell call, and on top of it, wifey screaming she's won in a casino If there was a guy next to ya while doing your business heard the convo, and was watching everything else that was going on?
xoxo... 
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| December 31, 2008, 16:49 |
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Re: Honey, guess what?
Good job VB. Any money won in Vegas - or anywhere, is good.
Plus, the upgrade makes it so much better.
Oh, BTW, I don't answer the cell while in the WC. Just turn it off & get the news a min. or two later. It amazes me while in airports I here guys doing business while doing their business on the john. I start flushing a lot of toilets and grunting. ha ha 
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| January 3, 2009, 12:40 |
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Re: Re: Honey, guess what?
QUOTE (ptr61dhn @ January 3, 2009, 12:40)Good job VB. Any money won in Vegas - or anywhere, is good.
Plus, the upgrade makes it so much better.
Oh, BTW, I don't answer the cell while in the WC. Just turn it off & get the news a min. or two later. It amazes me while in airports I here guys doing business while doing their business on the john. I start flushing a lot of toilets and grunting. ha ha
What turn off my cell while my wife has hers on? Nahhh, I like living! 
To be honest with you, I was a bit embarrassed by the call. Being that I had to switch hands to answer the call, I inadvertantly sprayed a bit the guy standing at the next urinal. I don't know why  but he was a bit po'd at me.
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| January 3, 2009, 13:49 |
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Re: Honey, guess what?
My new dishwasher was delivered and installed on 1/2/09. Looks good, works good.....that is when the door stays shut! Seems the electric latch is defective so a replacement dishwasher is due to be installed on Tuesday.
Oh well, we always seem to have some bad luck with installs or new stuff, no matter how much we pay or how good the product is.
Anyone else have a tale to tell about some similar product or service that went bad  or worse  ?
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Re: Honey, guess what?
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ December 31, 2008, 08:10)That's exactly the words I heard as I answered my cell on Saturday. My wife won a nice jackpot while playing the slots while in Vegas. Normally, that would be a call that I would gladly receive at any time. The only problem being is that I was standing at the urinal in the Mirage Hotel doing my thing with my thing. I changed hands and grip to answer my cell. She was yelling so loud into the phone, I asked her to repeat what she said and of course I was expected to stop what I was doing and run to her side immediately.
Little does she know that as an older male, the plumbing doesn't flow as well as when I was younger. No longer do I drill the porcelain as in my youth! Those porcelain cracking days are gone! Now it's slow and steady, slow and steady. Hell the automatic flushers show me no respect. They'll even flush 2 or 3 times during my stay.
Oh, by the way........that big jackpot she won was for $500!! Wow....and I hurried through my business for that!!
Anyway, the Mirage really hooked us up. They gave us a nice room facing the volcano, $100 free slot play and discounted our final bill $150! And they say the economy is bad for you!
Well done you two, what a great start to 2009, may it continue. xx
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| January 4, 2009, 14:51 |
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Re: Honey, guess what?
"Honey".... did ya shrink, and I don't mean the kids!!!! lmao! 
xoxo...
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| January 4, 2009, 16:46 |
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Re: Re: Honey, guess what?
QUOTE (ticaD @ January 4, 2009, 16:46)"Honey".... did ya shrink, and I don't mean the kids!!!! lmao!
xoxo...
Yeah sweety, shrinkage is a regular reality for me since I've gotten "older"!
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