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Yet another voice for your GPS
Drivin' down the interstate the other day, being prompted to take the next exit when I was struck with an unsettling thought. What if the pleasant female voice coming from the speaker on my TomTom GPS, was a slightly bitchy, pissed off wife-like voice that after you missed the exit that you were instructed to take. I'm thinking that less pleasant voice would sound something like this: 
"You know you missed that exit? Are you going to take the next exit and double back? What were you thinking about? Were you thinking about that blond bimbo with the big tits you saw in the grocery store? You know you are a disgusting pig, don't 'ya?" 
Anyone else have a new voice with a different scenario in mind for their TomTom from hell? 
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| December 15, 2008, 07:18 |
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GG317
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Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Yet another voice for your GPS
One that tells you take the exit as you pass it, not before you get there... 
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| December 15, 2008, 17:28 |
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Re: Re: Yet another voice for your GPS
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ December 15, 2008, 17:28)One that tells you take the exit as you pass it, not before you get there...
xoxo... 
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| December 15, 2008, 17:30 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Yet another voice for your GPS
Or how bout one that tells you to pull over and ask for directions...
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| December 15, 2008, 17:51 |
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Re: Yet another voice for your GPS
What about one that can tell me which direction life takes? I'd love one like that, and sure most everyone else would too.
xoxo...
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| December 15, 2008, 18:19 |
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ashkats
64 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Yet another voice for your GPS
wow mine dont have a voice .....      
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| December 15, 2008, 19:07 |
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Re: Yet another voice for your GPS
I think you would probably tune out the "bitchy, pissed off wife-like voice"
I'm sure the manufacturers assumed that if the voice sounded more like someone you'd pay $3.99 a minute to listen too, you'd more likely pay better attention to the directions.
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| December 15, 2008, 22:01 |
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Re: Re: Yet another voice for your GPS
QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 15, 2008, 22:01)I think you would probably tune out the "bitchy, pissed off wife-like voice"
I'm sure the manufacturers assumed that if the voice sounded more like someone you'd pay $3.99 a minute to listen too, you'd more likely pay better attention to the directions.
Good one! Hell you can pay for certain cell phone rings so why not have a real, sexy, chubby riser of a voice for your GPS? I'd gladly pay for that!!!!
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| December 16, 2008, 06:43 |
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Re: Yet another voice for your GPS
"OOOOooooo baby, you like that exit ramp? Start merging, merg me hard, left turns make me sooooooo hot"
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| December 16, 2008, 21:36 |
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Re: Re: Yet another voice for your GPS
QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 16, 2008, 21:36)"OOOOooooo baby, you like that exit ramp? Start merging, merg me hard, left turns make me sooooooo hot"
I'm afraid that I might get "something" caught in the steering wheel as I try and exit the road as instructed by that very sexy voice!
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| December 17, 2008, 15:22 |
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Re: Yet another voice for your GPS
Hey dumbass, yah missed the exit I told ya to take over 3 miniues ago... Are you really that stupid? How about hanging up th phone while driving next time?---------
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| December 18, 2008, 17:45 |
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| December 18, 2008, 20:30 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Yet another voice for your GPS
QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 16, 2008, 21:36)"OOOOooooo baby, you like that exit ramp? Start merging, merg me hard, left turns make me sooooooo hot"
Imagine getting a call from your significant other and having to explain that the voice is just your GPS talking to you. They'd never believe you in a million years...
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| December 18, 2008, 20:50 |
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Re: Re: Re: Yet another voice for your GPS
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ December 18, 2008, 20:50) QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 16, 2008, 21:36)"OOOOooooo baby, you like that exit ramp? Start merging, merg me hard, left turns make me sooooooo hot"
Imagine getting a call from your significant other and having to explain that the voice is just your GPS talking to you. They'd never believe you in a million years...
There was a popular hotel commercial on tv done last year with just this premise. It was very funny!!
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| December 19, 2008, 08:28 |
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