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69oak69
64 / male
Heart of Illinois, Illinois, US
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Shopping for shoes
A woman with a streak of exhibitionism put on her shortest miniskirt and no underpants, and went shopping for shoes at the mall. At the first five shoe stores she was helped by various sales persons, teenagers, men, women, all of whom couldnt help but noticing, tried to ignore it, and were visibly embarassed, much to the woman's satisfaction. At the sixth store, the middleaged salesman, after helping her try on seven pairs of shoes, calmly announced, "Lady, I could eat that full of ice cream". The woman, surprised and a bit shocked at this response, huffily left the store, went home, told her husband, and insisted that he immediately go punch the shoe salesman in the nose. The husband refused, saying, "First of all, you've got too many shoes now, secondly, you should expect that kind of response when you're dressed that way, third, any man who could eat that much ice cream could probably tear me apart."
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| November 5, 2008, 12:34 |
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Re: Shopping for shoes
 
xox 
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| November 5, 2008, 21:19 |
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