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How quickly does it take to cream your pants?
Sexually speaking that is, slow leak, slowly, or quickly? 
xox 
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| November 2, 2008, 09:40 |
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ashkats
64 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: How quickly does it take to cream your pants?
how fast do u cream your jeans?
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| November 2, 2008, 09:55 |
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Re: How quickly does it take to cream your pants?
I know one particular that I use to just glance or look at and it would happen, and then if and when he tweaked me  I'd have to change my jeans!!  (oh I wish upon a star but I'm sure it'll never be again  , plus the mojo department isn't functioing quite right these days, darn, but it's okay!)
xox
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| November 2, 2008, 10:06 |
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ashkats
64 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: How quickly does it take to cream your pants?
cool I'm sure as old age creeps along on us that the plumbing doesn't work as well for any of us even me ...depends on what meds ya might be taking, or with me the one i need to take, and i think they make things to prime the pump with , live Paris nights or something my Mrs cant use it shes allergic to KY gel
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| November 2, 2008, 10:26 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: How quickly does it take to cream your pants?
With the right incentive --- it doesn't take any time at all.
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| November 2, 2008, 22:46 |
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Re: Re: How quickly does it take to cream your pants?
QUOTE (ticaD @ November 2, 2008, 10:06)I know one particular that I use to just glance or look at and it would happen, and then if and when he tweaked me I'd have to change my jeans!! (oh I wish upon a star but I'm sure it'll never be again , plus the mojo department isn't functioning quite right these days, darn, but it's okay!)
xox
I bet 'cha I could get your mojo up and functioning to full capacity with a simple flick of my tongue  . I don't know about you creaming your jeans but my face  would be a little damp after the fact!!
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| November 3, 2008, 07:24 |
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Re: Re: Re: How quickly does it take to cream your pants?
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ November 3, 2008, 07:24) QUOTE (ticaD @ November 2, 2008, 10:06)I know one particular that I use to just glance or look at and it would happen, and then if and when he tweaked me I'd have to change my jeans!! (oh I wish upon a star but I'm sure it'll never be again , plus the mojo department isn't functioning quite right these days, darn, but it's okay!)
xox
I bet 'cha I could get your mojo up and functioning to full capacity with a simple flick of my tongue . I don't know about you creaming your jeans but my face would be a little damp after the fact!!
I guess they say... 'Never say never', right? Geesssh VB, what is that tongue of yours made out of steel including a lithium battery or what? 
xox
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| November 3, 2008, 09:37 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: How quickly does it take to cream your pants?
QUOTE (ticaD @ November 3, 2008, 09:37) QUOTE (voyeurbill @ November 3, 2008, 07:24) QUOTE (ticaD @ November 2, 2008, 10:06)I know one particular that I use to just glance or look at and it would happen, and then if and when he tweaked me I'd have to change my jeans!! (oh I wish upon a star but I'm sure it'll never be again , plus the mojo department isn't functioning quite right these days, darn, but it's okay!)
xox
I bet 'cha I could get your mojo up and functioning to full capacity with a simple flick of my tongue . I don't know about you creaming your jeans but my face would be a little damp after the fact!!
I guess they say... 'Never say never', right? Geesssh VB, what is that tongue of yours made out of steel including a lithium battery or what?
xox
My tongue has a mind all it's own and it likes what it sees. It's not made of steel but made of sinue and flesh. Just like your who-who!! Yummy yummy!! Is anyone else hungry?
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| November 3, 2008, 10:41 |
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quickdraw
79 / male
Nothern VA, Virginia, US
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Re: How quickly does it take to cream your pants?
At my age and the meds that I take it would have to be something extra special and in the flesh next to me.  
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| November 3, 2008, 11:06 |
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Re: How quickly does it take to cream your pants?
If i drop the pot, i can cream my pants pretty quickly, those lids are useless!!!
 
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