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sleeping pills??
Grandmas birth control pills!
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life
finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a
list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could
possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the
glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old-granddaughter drinks. And,
believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
You "GOTTA" love Grandmas!
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| October 29, 2008, 07:50 |
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Re: sleeping pills??
Yeah.... ya do!! Such whipper snappers!! 
xox 
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| October 31, 2008, 06:44 |
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