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Husband Reading in Bed
A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, Gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"
His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."
The husband says, "No, not at all."
His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"
"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."
xox 
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| October 26, 2008, 15:08 |
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69oak69
64 / male
Heart of Illinois, Illinois, US
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Re: Husband Reading in Bed
You know, I've checked out library books that had a special scent about them. Maybe I now know why.
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| October 27, 2008, 11:26 |
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Re: Husband Reading in Bed
a married couple  I thought you were runnin with devil like me 
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| October 29, 2008, 21:28 |
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Re: Husband Reading in Bed
 
xox
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| October 30, 2008, 00:29 |
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