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Bad Bank Robbery
Two men wanted to rob a bank. So late that night they broke into a bank. It was pretty easy. Then the cracked the safe. Also easy. In the bank were hundreds of safety deposits. They opened on. But all that was in the deposit was a little pudding cup filled with vanilla pudding. They ate it. At least we won't go hungry, they thought.
They opened up the next deposit. The same thing was in it: a little cup of vanilla pudding. They ate it.
In all the safety deposits there was just a little cup of white pudding. They ate all of it. Then they left the bank.
The next morning they were listening to the news. The reporter was saying, "Last night one of the largest sperm banks in America was robbed."
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October 16, 2008, 21:58 |
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Re: Bad Bank Robbery
That's more than they'd get at most banks now.
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October 18, 2008, 08:26 |
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Re: Re: Bad Bank Robbery
QUOTE (JCSOS @ October 18, 2008, 08:26)That's more than they'd get at most banks now.
A nice creamy tax deferred pudding, huh? Now is that fixed?
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October 18, 2008, 15:23 |
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Re: Re: Bad Bank Robbery
QUOTE (JCSOS @ October 18, 2008, 08:26)That's more than they'd get at most banks now. probably worth more than the american dollar anyway...
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October 18, 2008, 18:43 |
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