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69oak69
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Heart of Illinois, Illinois, US
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Cross-eyed cow
A farmer bought a pedigreed Polled Shorthorn heifer, paying a steep price for a top quality animal. Two days later, however, the heifer had become cross-eyed, and was having trouble navigating around obstacles. The veterinarian, when summoned, took a look and said, "I can cure that easy enough". Taking a short piece of rubber tubing the vet inserted one end into the heifer's rectum, and, taking a deep breath, blew mightily into the other end, popping the heifer's eyes back into proper alignment. After presenting the farmer a bill for $85, the vet departed. Three days later when the farmer was doing his chores, he noticed that the heifer's eyes were again crossed. "I'm not paying that quack another $85," thought the farmer. He and the hired man got the heifer into a stanchion, and inserted a short piece of garden hose. But the farmer, a heavy smoker anyway, had a severe cold and could not summon up the wind to pop the heifer's eyes straight. "Here, you try," he told the hired man. The hired man pulled the hose out and reinserted it, switching ends. "What are you doing?" asked the puzzled farmer. The hired man replied, "you had your mouth on that end, and I dont want to catch your cold."
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| October 8, 2008, 11:55 |
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Re: Cross-eyed cow
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| October 11, 2008, 04:23 |
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Re: Cross-eyed cow
  
xox 
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| October 13, 2008, 22:08 |
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Re: Cross-eyed cow
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| October 16, 2008, 16:49 |
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oldwood69
86 / male
Hayward, California, US
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Re: Cross-eyed cow
better safe than sorry...
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| October 22, 2008, 05:26 |
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