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roses are red.....
Since it's nearly Valentine's Day, I though it might be fun for us all to play around with what's got to be the oldest Valentine poem in history.....
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you're a man,
You don't have a clue!
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| February 10, 2005, 10:37 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: roses are red.....
roses are red
violets are blue
if you are a woman
I have a hard one for you
well not really my sentiments exactly, but I couldnt resist   
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| February 10, 2005, 10:41 |
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armybody
63 / male
Dallas, Texas, US
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Re: roses are red.....
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When you get into bed
Don't forget I'm here too
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All what you said
Is it all true?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The day we wed
It all became new
New as in bill
The kind that are due
Paid for the thrill
That I once knew
New as in needs
The kind that aren't mine
your secret garden has weeds
your inner voice is a mime
So....
Roses are red
Violets are blue
fuck this holiday!
I don't get squat!
When the hell is my birthday anyway?!!
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| February 10, 2005, 11:41 |
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Re: roses are red.....
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If your giving out BJ's,
Then I will take two !!!
 
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| February 10, 2005, 13:37 |
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Re: roses are red.....
roses are red
if your balls are blue
give me a call
and i'll blow you
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| February 10, 2005, 13:51 |
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Re: roses are red.....
Roses may be red or what ever color you want them
Chazzy, Still the prettiest flower in the garden 
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| February 10, 2005, 15:10 |
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| February 10, 2005, 15:44 |
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Re: roses are red.....
Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
If this is correct,
I'll give hothands head.
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| February 10, 2005, 20:10 |
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Re: roses are red.....
How am I suppose to know what color flowers are  I guess that means Im out of luck, no head for hothands, all that work for nothing oh well, at least nothing has changed in the head dept. of my life.
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| February 10, 2005, 23:57 |
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Re: roses are red.....
roses are red
and some are ecru
watch out for hothands
cuz he'll try to poke ya !
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| February 11, 2005, 08:29 |
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69DNR42
57 / male
virginia beach, Virginia, US
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Re: roses are red.....
Roses are red
Poison Ivy makes ya itch
"Why are ya huggin' me?
make me breakfast BITCH!!"
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| February 11, 2005, 09:40 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: roses are red.....
Roses are Red
Pepper will Fuck
You b
Black and Blue
  
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| February 11, 2005, 09:48 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: roses are red.....
OOOOpppppssss... I was thinking about sex and messed up!lol
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Pepper will Fuck you
Black and Blue
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| February 11, 2005, 09:53 |
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69DNR42
57 / male
virginia beach, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: roses are red.....
QUOTE (pepper @ February 11, 2005, 09:48)Roses are Red
Pepper will Fuck
You b
Black and Blue
Roses are Red
Pepper U tease
You have me beggin'...
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!
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| February 11, 2005, 09:59 |
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Re: roses are red.....
roses are red
violets are blue
my cock got hard
thinking of you
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| February 11, 2005, 09:59 |
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Re: roses are red.....
President George Bush has immortalised one of the key moments of his presidency in a love poem to his wife, the first lady revealed on Friday.
Laura Bush told a gathering at the US Library of Congress marking a weekend celebration of books in the nation's capital that her husband had written the poem while she was away in Russia this week and had presented it to her on her return on Thursday.
"Dear Laura," the poem began, "Roses are red, violets are blue, oh my lump in the bed, I miss you.
"The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier, next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier."
The President, wearing a flight suit labelled "commander-in-chief", flew to the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln in a navy jet on May 1 to make his declaration that major combat in Iraq was over.
- Reuters
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| February 11, 2005, 13:46 |
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texas
70 / male
dallas, Texas, US
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Re: Re: roses are red.....
QUOTE (pepper @ February 11, 2005, 09:53)OOOOpppppssss... I was thinking about sex and messed up!lol
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Pepper will Fuck you
Black and Blue
Violets are Blue
You messed up I knew
Roses are Red
I just take some Head 
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| February 11, 2005, 14:17 |
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Victor1
47 / male
Daytona, Florida, US
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Re: roses are red.....
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Damn Pepper's ASS is Smooth!!!
 
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| February 12, 2005, 12:27 |
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Re: Re: roses are red.....
QUOTE (Victor1 @ February 12, 2005, 12:27)Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Damn Pepper's ASS is Smooth!!!
I'll  to that!
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| February 13, 2005, 15:13 |
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Re: roses are red.....
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk-a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds... IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
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| February 15, 2005, 15:55 |
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Re: roses are red.....
Another bump...
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| February 9, 2006, 13:52 |
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Re: roses are red.....
Roses are red,
Violtes are blue,
If my dick was much harder,
It spilt you in two.
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| February 9, 2006, 13:58 |
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Re: roses are red.....
roses are red
violets are blue
the head of my dick
is covered wuht goo
quick.. lick it up
that's what to do,
i read some where
it's good for you... 
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| February 9, 2006, 14:06 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: roses are red.....
QUOTE (rchamberlain @ February 9, 2006, 14:06)roses are red
violets are blue
the head of my dick
is covered wuht goo
quick.. lick it up
that's what to do,
i read some where
it's good for you...
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| February 9, 2006, 14:43 |
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Re: roses are red.....
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll Lick it up
If you want me to!
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| February 9, 2006, 22:03 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: roses are red.....
Violets are blue
Roses are red
If you dont let me rest
I'll soon be dead 
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| February 9, 2006, 22:11 |
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Re: roses are red.....
Roses are red
Violets are blue
HardRock can't sleep
If he wants to be screwed
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| February 9, 2006, 22:20 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: roses are red.....
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I think CK
should show us a nude 
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| February 9, 2006, 22:25 |
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Re: roses are red.....
CK's cheeks are red
Violets are Blue
I'll get the camera out tomorrow
and see what I can do
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| February 9, 2006, 22:32 |
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