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69oak69
64 / male
Heart of Illinois, Illinois, US
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Urine sample
A guy goes to his doctor complaining of a shooting pain in his right upper arm. The doctor spends about two minutes examining the guy's arm and says "Well, I'm going to need a urine sample to be able to make a diagnosis. Here's a specimen bottle." On his way out the patient is presented with a bill for $350. The more he thinks about it, the madder he gets, believing that he's being overcharged to start with, and that the urine test is completey unnecessary. I'll show that SOB, he thinks. When he gets home he has his wife, his daughter, and the dog all pee into the specimen bottle. Then he masturbates into it for good measure, and returns it to the doctor's office. A week later he has an another appointment with the doctor. "I've got some bad news," the doctor tells him, "Your daughter is pregnant, your wife has syphilis, your dog has parvo, and if you dont quit masturbating so much, your arm wont ever stop hurting."
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| September 17, 2008, 16:04 |
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Re: Urine sample
 xox
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| September 17, 2008, 21:33 |
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