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How to install a security system
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside!!'
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| September 17, 2008, 10:31 |
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Re: How to install a security system
 If that doesn't work, not sure what will!
 xox
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| September 17, 2008, 10:35 |
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Re: How to install a security system
 
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| September 20, 2008, 18:08 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: How to install a security system
I like that security system
Ma
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| September 20, 2008, 20:59 |
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