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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Little Girl on a Plane
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
''Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?'
and he smiles.
'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first... A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you rea lly feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'
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| September 13, 2008, 18:11 |
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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
 too funny!
 xox
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| September 13, 2008, 18:13 |
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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
Excellent 
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| September 13, 2008, 18:20 |
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